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Last thread here.

It's movie week everybody!

Grab your popcorn and get ready for such blockbusters as Caroline as Mama Rose, Jamie as Hercules, Max painted yellow, Jason with a lightsaber, and Dianne after fancying a change at the hairdressers!

(Only kidding Dianne )

uk.news.yahoo.com/gleb-savchenko-split-from-wife-101602809.html

So, Gleb's marriage apparently broke down due to 'multiple affairs' and 'ongoing infidelity' on his part, but he's ' saddened and disappointed' that his wife didn't see fit to keep schtum about what a shit he is :

“Elena and I have had longstanding issues in our marriage. This has been an ongoing situation between Elena and I paired with poor timing. It was my deepest hope to keep our private life just that: private. I am saddened and disappointed to see that Elena has chosen not to do the same.”

@BigBadVoodooHat

uk.news.yahoo.com/gleb-savchenko-split-from-wife-101602809.html

So, Gleb's marriage apparently broke down due to 'multiple affairs' and 'ongoing infidelity' on his part, but he's ' saddened and disappointed' that his wife didn't see fit to keep schtum about what a shit he is :

“Elena and I have had longstanding issues in our marriage. This has been an ongoing situation between Elena and I paired with poor timing. It was my deepest hope to keep our private life just that: private. I am saddened and disappointed to see that Elena has chosen not to do the same.”

What a horrid thing to say about his poor wife

Your wit and humour are most welcome Sheldon B'stard. Although I don't believe the descriptions of yourself, which I consider to be a red herring. I suspect that you are as stunning as Vivien Leigh, with the athleticism and grace of a young Margot Fonteyn.

Privately I should imagine that she thinks he is a bit of a cahnt who can’t keep his nibnob in his sequinned drawers and has sashayed all over his vows.

Publicly she seems fairly restrained.

You keep private about your problems if it is a mutual thing.

You sing it from the rooftops if his cockadoodle has been busier than his feet.

He may be saddened and disappointed. Let us hope he hasn’t left his wronged wife itchy and red raw. 😡

You keep private about your problems if it is a mutual thing.

Yes, it's funny how the person who behaved like a prize twat is always keen to stress the virtue in having their privacy respected, isn't it?

I love you maireas
But you are mistaken

😂 😂 😂 😂 Stop it!!!!!!
A bit of lippy and some Max Factor foundation, you'll look grand.

Oh you guys are on fire to-day. I'm with @stillsomewhatsheldonesque, and CQ has been such a disappointment after week 1. And I agree that she does not take criticism well - which is silly if you are on a competitive show.

I love Bill and Oti - she is such an amazing choreographer. Hope Maisie goes soon, but I am sure ether judges will keep her in. I wonder at Janette and her choreography - this is the second time she has destroyed a shoe in with her dance (The Trolls one) - and yet Alijaz is an amazing choreographer.

Make up you say maireas ?
I went heavy on the rouge last time and fecknose where I’d glue lashes to.

I was courted by quite a few suitors though. I’d not thought of online dating before.

Not quite loads on plenty of fish but I was overrun with plenty of baboons.

😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

I’m so sad about CQ anna

Something isn’t ‘picking’. Musical theatre should have been a right grand vehicle for her. It turned out to be a wonky old roller skate with half of the wheels held on by chuddy.

Something isn’t ‘picking’. Something isn’t breaking free in a cloud of fabulousness.

Johannes will have to pull on a calving sleeve and haul it out of her.
She will be on her way out in a cloud of glitter if he can’t get a hold of it.

Odd. Unless his name is really Samfarmer. And his last name Giles or summat.
😄

Sheldon, stop.

@stillsomewhatsheldonesque

I am naughty. Sorry. . I also waffle shite when I’m on no sleep. See that belly grumble above 😬. In my head I’m giving a review - my fingers are typing something else.

I want to call myself stillsomewhatsheldonesqueb’stard in homage to the full name of CQ’s man. Why the full name? Is it a the-eaterrre thing?

Is she doing some kind of MM/Harold hustling thing to get him on the next Disney film? (Not movie if ye please. Film. Pronounced properly. fillum. )

Odd. Unless his name is really Samfarmer. And his last name Giles or summat.

Ha yes I thought this too still it says he was a house husband now TV producer so maybe its to get him a gig? I thought at first maybe he was an actual farmer and that's how she refers to husbands, such as Jimmyelectrician or Davieworkforsky kind of a thing? I know think its simply to push his name.

davieworkforsky

Broken 😂

Maybe they started doing after watching Parks and Rec. After all, who doesn't love Chris Traeger.

Tesspresentswithoutsleeves
Claudiapresentswithouteyes

Today 15:06 Annasgirl
Hope Maisie goes soon, but I am sure ether judges will keep her in.

I’m not so sure about that... Shirley doesn’t seem to like her much. I’ve detected a splinter of saccharine savagery in her critiques a few times now.

CQ actually does live on a farm. So he is 'Sam Farmer'

Sorry bluffin

You will get peace tonight as I’m on another nightshift 😡

I will be avoiding all meja until I trot myself home again to watch tonight in the morning.

Is he samfarmerfarmer then derxa?

@stillsomewhatsheldonesque

Is he samfarmerfarmer then derxa?

Caroline's husband Sam Farmer owns the teen skincare brand Sam Farmer - maybe she's using his full name to advertise 🤣

I dint think any of them are keen on Maisie really ( is my impression) they wasn't last night anyway.
Shirley always favors the men over women too !

stillsomewhatsheldonesque

Sorry bluffin
😁

Product placement on the BBC? Shurely not....

Red missed a trick then. She could have sewn joeSuggs YouTube channel name on her gusset.