Tennis thread: French Open second week and all your autumnal tennis chat - this way!

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Couldn't think of anything witty. As usual

"I'm an expert" oh big yourself up why don't you Petch?

fizzy ovviously your dh meant HIS tears.

Only just got in! We've been to a garden centre and cafe, we were sitting outside when it suddenly turned freezing cold! So we had to come home and watch tennis...

Anyway wow what a start from Rafa

Yesssss!!!

He's an expert at losing 6-0 Jane

And there we are.

Nobody deserves a bagel in the final more.

Did Petch say what he was an expert in Jane because I'm struggling to think......

Just about to serve up lunch, so relying on you all to keep me up to speed

But Jim...all the conditions should be against him.

You've been saying it since day one.

Jane - normally I would but he’s making Sunday dinner. He’s now asked if Djok has started faking injury so he’s back with the programme

And a better stat John...

Rafa has never lost in an RG final. Or even a semi final.

Ooh "Catcher in the Rye" reference!

kazza it literally was losing sets 6-0 that Petch claimed to be an expert in!

Yes poor Petch - wonder how long he’s been waiting to shoehorn the Catcher in the Rye reference in?

I'm dreading Djok getting on the board because he'll do the stupid arm thing.

DJOKO WINS A GAME, [55 minutes in]

Oh he didn't do it. This is serious!

I hope if Djok ever does the arm thing again , it is the last time. He might permanently do an injury to his neck.

I'm sure Petch has been bagelled many times

Funny isn't it, Djok wins a game and it's 'ooh mood change'

Yes, I really want him to win this as he will have won 100 matches.

If Djok wins, he gets the '2 wins at least at each slam' record ( open era).

Oh yes the mood change thing was very annoying Raahh. They can't wait to turn on Rafa.

That one's for Stefanos

I'm so nervous! This is almost too good to be true so far......
Vamos!

Have some of that, Djoko.