Tennis thread: French Open second week and all your autumnal tennis chat - this way!

[PrivateSpidey]

Couldn't think of anything witty. As usual

No Fabrice, there is no sign of the injury.

there was never an injury

Johnny English the sequel

Private for goodness sake! Stamp your authority on proceedings
(Also, the second film isn't as good as the first, iirc)

Bea well, it has been noted on here before that Stefanos looks like a Timotei advert, so he may well have strong hair

Score watching at the moment because I've had to make dinner plus I now hate watching Djok (unless he's losing)

I'd like to stamp on Djok

Weirdo robot man doesn't sweat.

I’m not sure what material Stef’s top is made out of Bea but it just looks really sweaty. I think Cilic had the same kit and he also looked as if he was dripping in sweat.

This is not going how I wanted it to - really don’t want to see Djok in the final but think it’s inevitable

I’ve started on the wine - the sun has set

Oh f### it!
Just seen the latest score

I think alll this week Novak looks like he has an allergy or flu - his eyes look strange

I'm thinking Fabrice could read the telephone directory and make it interesting.whereas even Jim telling me if won a £1million would sound boring

Also, the second film isn't as good as the first, iirc)
surely not?!

He is keeping Djok waiting. Which is good.

Yes Jim you are lucky to be in Paris - John Inverdale is probably glad he is in London

his eyes look strange
I think he looks off his tits

I think I'm allergic to Djok.

Jane

I just laughed very loudly at that.

Jim: there's nowhere I'd rather be than sitting here beside you Fabrice
Fabrice:

I love this thread!

Maybe he’s taken some weird herb Jane

I remember when my DS’s went through their Mr Bean phase (it seemed to last for ages) they seemed to watch the tv programmes and the films on a loop

@JaneJeffer

Jim: there's nowhere I'd rather be than sitting here beside you Fabrice Fabrice:

Come on Stef! He needs to get the crowd going, Djok will hate that.

Oh,he definitely needs the crowd.

Jim is boring me. And I AM Statto. I love a stat.

But he can shut up.

Poor Fabrice.

I wonder how many therapy sessions he has booked for when this ends?

Djok's weird staring eyes are actually a bit scary.

He is a walking Hallowe'en costume.

Ooh, no theatrical fake injury? Just odd random shout?

Feck off Djok