Made in Chelsea....anyone??

[MarthasGinYard]

Cannot abide the monotonic

....Harvey

Gotta say they seem to be breaking every Covid rule going. Swapping bubbles, visiting each other’s houses relentlessly, staying overnight, bands in the garden, singing (Thought that was a super spreader activity!!), going on boys nights out, no mask wearing AT ALL, a few mentions of “bubbles” and “lockdown “ and elbow bumping now and again isn’t fooling me
Can’t see an Xmas MIC with rule of 6 and 10pm curfews. What are they going to do???

Agreed.

No point air bumping elbows when uglies are being bumped with gay abandon.

I wouldn’t worry about micxmas.

They’ll easy be in bed by 10. Probably 6 at a time.

Cushty.

I also bet my mortgage James and Maeva did not bother to quarantine for 2 weeks when they came back from France

She created her own social distancing with a well timed
‘Oh for fucks sake’

I’d keep a respectful distance and I’m a fearsome looking gobshite.

And if I’m a little bit in awe then the Covid will be too.

@eatsleepread

As a former senior school teacher, I can say that I get bad vibes off Liv. She definitely has something of the class bitch about her.

😂😂😂😂

Same here. As a Tutor you'd definitely never be able to get hold of Mauva's parents. When they eventually came in they'd act as if it was a huge imposition

Do you remember when Zara was doing X Factor and Sam was saying on the show she was being really weird and he travelled to surprise her and she got really annoyed and sent him away. Now we know why!

This is exactly what I thought (when Biscuits said "when you were off doing the singing thing?")

What Zara did was wrong.

But to be called so badly by two men who barely keep their cocks in their drawers Is more wrong.

And for Sameh to go all daily mail face when he could give whiskas a run for their money as to who has been in the most puss?

He is just angry because he didn’t like it done back.

He doesn’t like it up him but I’ll bet he secretly does

Gie’s peace.

I just finished this episode.

I think Zara was very wrong and Sam did the right thing. She cheated fairly early in their relationship, several times (if I have understood correctly) and she has kept it to herself all this time while giving Sam a hard time about Tiff.

I don't like Tiff and I think they both behaved inappropriately but I agree with Sam that Zara is a good liar and not worth of trust.

I like Tristan but I find these confrontations with V's fancy pieces a bit cringe.

I like Liv but can't take her or her love life seriously.

Ruby(?) who talks really slowly is a little annoying.

I liked Maeva's "I'm still eating my eggs" or whatever she said.

Agreed. Letting her go means she can find better than the hypocritical sniveller.

But if we are going to talk good liars?

Biscuits and Sameh. All day long and twice on Sundays. I could forgive their outrage if they’d done it once or twice. But they allegedly have form.

And therefore no room to judge or snivel.

Biscuits is a serial cheater and has been forgiven hundreds of times. Telling Sammeh he should bin Zara was crap. I do think it's something almost impossible to move on from.

Verity is very annoying. She lives for the chase, she doesn't want a boyf. Her coquettish Princess Di act is insipid.

Maeva is so rude, she comes across as a 'orrible person.

Situations are all contrived for filming. IR people that need to chat would leave the group. They need to ask others to leave because it's being filmed. Wasn't there a cross over between Miles and James? You'd never guess from how she behaves.

Maeva is a bit on the nippy side and I confess she got right up in my grill initially.

But there are such a lot of fannies on mic now, I look forward to her giving it laldy. It saves me from getting all fannied out.

The jar from biscuits was adorable, loved it

Just catching up last nights.

Currently Forwarding through the Paris and Trist on steps, as it's just too awkward to watch.

Maeva really suited that cornflower vest. Tiff had pokey nipplage. Only her beak was more prominent.

Not nice to see Zara cry but she at least got the memo about the watery eyes when crying. Happy days. Or not.

Curse of strictly for biscuits? One would hope not. I think Karen has more taste. Unlike him. That strait jacket polo neck is worthy of the Houdini museum.

If anyone is going to give Zara good advice it will be Tiff? (According to Liv). Aye right.

Stay with me and we can do girl things. and if you are doing girl things with me then you are not anywhere near Sameh

Oh Paris. Awwwwwwwks. Keeping you friendship PG. Is that Pied Good?

Harv is so giddy about the moving in thing. So giddy he needs to stop or else he’ll spew his ringer cos of the wobbles.

Oh the biscuit jar... I loved that.

Oops. How did that post? I wasn’t done. Fat hand or summat.

I think the Frau has got a bit of the ick. The cutted up pasta killed it. that and captain jack’s plank

Tiff is creepy. And she makes me feel nauseous. Missy wasnt wrong about that. I wouldn’t trust her as far as I could chuck her.

Harv wants a house share. Not a nest. Em is getting ahead of herself. You’d think you’d chat that through a lot before house hunting. And be on the same page, instead of different books. In different libraries. In different towns. In different countries. Intense.

But a dull episode I think.

It looks more intense as next week.

Maeva could do better.

And dodgy dinner parties/lunches a-go-go.

And a verity melt down Of epic proportions. Or a veritable one.

Heyho. Same old same old.

The entire episode was a reminder to myself of why dating in your 20's is so awful.

Wholesome Paris being rebuffed by Tristin in favour of guaranteed shag Liv

Harvey seriously backtracking on moving in with Emily. The whole 'perhaps a house share would be better.' Might as well just said I'm not that into you and be done.

Habbs thinking Jamie was about to propose only to be given a jar full of Hallmark card cliches to read whilst he cops off with a strictly co star.

Sammy being condescending to Zara despite being routinely unfaithful in the past.

It wasn't the liveliest episode but my god are Jamie/biscuits and Sam hypocrites.

I find Tiff creepy as well and I don't know how Zara has ended up thinking she's a friendly shoulder to cry on. Mind you, Melissa is an absolute snake, so she's not exactly spoiled for choice.

Is anyone else not particularly convinced about Paris? I don't know what it is about her, perhaps a bit smug or just very awkward on camera?

Tiff is bloody annoying. That lip curl does my head in.
But then again Melissa is a snakey stirrer. So they’re on the same level really.

I haven't watched this week yet but Tiff is definitely annoying!

Anyone else confused when Raza told Zara she should have told Sam 'the data' Absolutely no idea what he meant.

Tristan and Verity are clearly still invested in each other. Liv and Charlie have no hope.

Feel sorry for Oli and his wedding. We all know now it doesn't take place.

Have to agree with Frau about peonies. Basic bitches have taken them over 😂

@happilybemused - why doesn’t Ollie’s wedding take place? (Have I missed some on or off screen news?)

Ollie got married on Wednesday night before lockdown started it was reported in the Daily Mail. Binky was bridesmaid

Apologies, apparently he did a last minute dash on November 4th. Hurrah 😃