Made in Chelsea....anyone??

[MarthasGinYard]

Cannot abide the monotonic

....Harvey

mrssunshine

Maeva used to get on my diddies but she has absolutely grown on me. I have the same air of irritation that she has but to be fair the lass is right a lot of the time.

Jamie nips me as he is an utter hypocrite when it comes to fidelity. If the girls stray a bit then they are scarlet women and should be sewn up. If the Bois do it, they ought to have their knobs wrapped in gold and wear a crown.

Liv gets on my nellies too but she isn’t all bad. I find her fascinating because she can speak all the time just showing her bottom teeth. It is a skill.

I have no idea where people live as I don’t know London at all. 🤷‍♀️

kenny. Michael though. . Quite apt considering the majority of it take it.

I’m still not convince about the zameh relationship you know. I daresay he won’t ever be sponsored by Gillette...

My sister had a friend or colleague who lived in Chelsea. She said that none of them live particularly centrally, but in the cheaper areas just outside!

Apart from Sophie and Mark it looks like they all live round Parsons Green- ish.

Thoroughly enjoying the mark Francis and Freddie chats. On line dating and Tupperware. What’s with Freddie’s moustache though? It’s not a good look. Apparently Victoria has had a baby.
I to like Gareth and Ollie but agree on paper they are an unlikely match. Gareth just seems so ordinary compared to ollies flamboyance. Ollie does spend a lot of time professing undying love for Gareth and looking lovingly at him which is always a sign of trouble on mic
Emily and what’s his name are doomed. He’s sucked all the fun out of her as she was always quite a jolly character back in the habbs flat sharing days.

Honestly now, Verity is very odd isn’t she? It’s not just me?

No, it's not just you. And Amelia tries too hard - not an equal friendship.

Ollie and Gareth's wedding was sweet.
Nice to see Binks again.

I loved the wedding and felt really emotional watching it, but a little part of me wished they'd kept it private. They could have just showed a few photos or a little silent black and white footage of them walking down the aisle.

@Mummyoply
Agreed. It was all over Hello mag as well, probably paid for by them too.

That wedding venue was stunning!
I would love to get married under a giant whale.
Lots of boobage on show... how do these dresses not fall down?

Just watched last night’s episode. The wedding was genuinely moving, i loved their vows in fact I had to wipe away one of my own tears
Venue looked amazing, as did Binky in her pink dress

Liv looked amazing. Very Bond girl/ evil spy

Paris probably wants to get her agent to get her on towie. One does not go shittin n prickin in front of MF - and certainly not in a posh eatery. Will someone not think of the waiting staff? The oysters probably sealed themselves back into their shells too.

And the best thing is to keep civil? The best thing is to not be rolling your eyes like two marbles in a box after digging out your mate and shit stirring no?

Sameh is terribly tiresome. And insecure ma hoop.

Love Maeva. And love that Jimmy wants to provide for her and Clyde the dog. He didn’t say he loved her back though.

I can’t be arsed with Zameh. Z wants to whap her head off a wall. The mocking little vids that Sameh does of the females in his life would have me sprinting. And I’m too fat to run.

As for the wedding?

I cried.

How beautiful it must be to know that you are loved.

I’m confused...who is Zameh and Sameh? Thought the wedding was lovely but Locke had to spoil his vows with a book plug and still don’t think he’s as in to Gareth as Gareth is in to him. Plus still maintain they are tediously boring. Big up the German lass, Sophie, she’s a sweetie and deserves to find happiness.

The wedding venue was beautiful

I don't get why Liv and Tristan made a point about not being in a bubble and not being able to kiss but then Sam and Zara got back together and kissed?

Zara just seem so wet though.

I agree Verity is strange. I think she is fake nice / friendly ie very nice but cannot handle a cross word being said to her or someone not agreeing. Case in point: Paris.

Also not that keen on Amelia.

I like Tristan and Liv but can't see them lasting. I think Tristan has a side I don't like too. He was a bit aggressive with Verity in one of their chats and funny with the guy V was seeing and that guy who went out with a Liv a few times.

Just sat sobbing watching the wedding

Paris probably wants to get her agent to get her on towie. One does not go shittin n prickin in front of MF - and certainly not in a posh eatery. Will someone not think of the waiting staff? The oysters probably sealed themselves back into their shells too.

You'd be surprised. I did my A Levels as an expat at veeeery posh boarding school (some of the alumni are Royals) and I was shocked by the amount of swearing. It gave me rather bad habits!
MF is not used to it because he is Eurotrash royalty. They are way more polite.

Re Sammy and Zara. No chance it is going to last- he admitted he was embarrassed by how people would judge him for taking her back, and his mum clearly hates her.

James and Maeva are surprisingly sweet together. I am actually rooting for them.

Eurotrash Royalty . I’ve often wondered if MF is overegging the faux outrage but he probably isn’t.

Do they use the docker deck of swears at posh school? I will bet their diction beats mine!

I wasn’t sure about Jimmy - or indeed Maeva - but I’ve totally warmed to her and have come to the conclusion that he just can’t be that bad an egg either.

The trials and tribulations of sameh and little Sameh leave me cold. I do not care for him dressing up and mocking the females he knows. It is creepy. And he looks as though he is loving it.

Z is going to have a bloody awful time of it with tiny tears and big tears round the Christmas tree. And that is a bloody shame when tt and Sameh haven’t been angelic in the past.

Tt needn’t shout too loud
🍰 📴 🦶🏼 🦶🏼

Indeed. Who can forget ‘that’ night she spent with Niall from One Direction when she was with Andy....
www.sofeminine.co.uk/news-celebrities/niall-horan-speaks-out-about-night-with-made-in-chelsea-s-louise-s96265.html

And I’ve lost count of how many times Sam has cheated on girlfriends. So how he has the gall to do that sad-eye face is beyond me.

Sam has cheated on all his GFs and he kept encouraging Zara's insecurities re Tiff throughout their relationship.
He was loving the drama.

I was surprised at how beautiful the wedding was. Binkys speech made me really cry. Really lovely episode I thought.

I can't believe I've only just found this thread!

I love Sophie, she's beautiful inside and out but they made her come across as desperate. Why can't her and Fred just get together is beyond me.

Tristan rings so many alarm bells, though Verity is a total drain and it must be exhausting being her friend.

I liked Mark when Victoria was around but now she's had busy with her baby he just seems shoe horned in.. and the one with the moustache must be a joke surely?

I've missed Jamie!

Sophie is great now but she was awful back in her double act with Victoria days. They brought out the worst in each other and were awful to people but then fell out and Sophie has been a much nicer person ever since, same as Mark actually.
I think she did date Fred and agree they’d make a great pair as he is 100% her type - rugged and Manly - I’m a big Fred fan too 😁
But I don’t think she is his type sadly, I think she is too high maintenance and Fred prefers a hippy chick.
(Didn’t realise I knew so much about the two of them till now )

Dammit Fred you are ruining everything you would think he's not fussy if he went with liv for a while..

Wasn't there a rumour that Sophie was dating Johnny Depp?

I'm up to date now after a hungover binge watch yesterday! Firstly WTAF has Emily done to her face? She was actually verging on the jocelyn wilderstein yesterday, such a shame, she's so pretty, someone needs to tell her to stop.
Can't bear Harvey. Horrible, snide little man and have thought so from the beginning. Similarly Verity, awful manipulative little backstabber and Amelia is just her irritating little side kick. There's alot to be irritated by watching this show I've not enjoyed it nearly as much without the lovely Miles though I love Maeva and really glad her and James seem so together. I love Fred and Sophie but can't picture them together. Last series they were talking about how everyone wanted this but that they were best friends and didn't want anything to get in the way of that. I think Sophie would eat him alive! Loved Ollie and Gareths wedding. Such a nice end to the season