The BooBoos need their own kid, Shane needs to go to rehab, who wants naked Ned pics, who WILL Levi snog, and will Susan be usurped by plain Jane, super brain? It must be Neighbours...

[SleepingStandingUp]

Yo. No spoilers. Go to the spoilers thread for that kinda chat.

It’s just frustrating that girls only have two personality types.

The writing at the moment feels particularly weak.

Love the way Dipi can just swap houses rather than have to stay.

Really disliking Nicole, so predatory and Chloe is always so passive

Hi! Does anyone follow Neighbours UK on Facebook? They’ve just posted a v odd video with Hendrix dancing around Erinsborough and meeting other characters along the way. Sheila does a great shimmy!

Found it on YouTube.... enjoy!

Yeah, it's on the spoiler thread too. Were trying to work out who Toad is chatting up?

Is it pink lady dress? She looks like a character who was on neighbours years ago but I don’t know if I can name here if it counts as a spoiler because I think she’s returning?

Oh no I see who you mean now. Stripy dress only seen from the back. No idea!

I’m not sure I’ve ever seen Dipi in trousers before. Have a affair and your entire wardrobe changes. The grumpy dresses have gone.

Did they ever explain the outcome of Mackenzie's surgery?
I don't want to be crude but can she actually get anything from sex?

I don't think they've discussed the capacity for sexual pleasure no lol. I know it can be a bit grown up at times but that might be pushing it

Altho today's o don't think I need to hold your hand whilst you masterbate are into a cup...

Love that video! Jane and Clive looked.....friendly!

True, but it's a bit like, "you're a woman now, off you go"
Erm, that's not quite the reality of surgery.

Grumpy was meant to be frumpy! Fat thumbs x

@SleepingStandingUp

I don't think they've discussed the capacity for sexual pleasure no lol. I know it can be a bit grown up at times but that might be pushing it

Altho today's o don't think I need to hold your hand whilst you masterbate are into a cup...

Yes, I’m disappointed he didn’t say “or anything else” 😂

@IHaveBrilloHair

True, but it's a bit like, "you're a woman now, off you go" Erm, that's not quite the reality of surgery.

But it's a soap, even on an issue like that it's going to be glossed over. It's like miscarriage, you get the drama, a bit of emotion and then it's just in the past.

Yes, Mark would be all pally with his fiancées two weeks after they ditched him.

At no point during this whole affair has Chloe said “but I just lost a baby!”

@MiddleClassProblem

Yes, Mark would be all pally with his fiancées two weeks after they ditched him.

At no point during this whole affair has Chloe said “but I just lost a baby!”

O think she's knows Pierce would use it against her

Did David call Nicolette Nik Nak?

Also Aaron on the sofa crossed leg... WITH SHOES ON!

I cannot imagine a worse option for David and Aaron than using Nicolette as their co-parent! She is manipulative and dishonest, and even if she were the nicest person, she has made this offer totally on a whim, with no impartial advice or counselling. It is all going to go completely tits up.

Absolutely!

Yeah Nik Nak is their nickname for her.

Even if it goes well, they didn't want to co-parent. And it isn't going to go well

She will have the baby, take over its life, and go off with someone (hopefully not Chloe) and take the baby with her, leaving the daddies devastated, telling them they can visit if they want.

It’s ridiculous. How long have they known her? I wouldn’t even do this with people I’m close to and have known my whole life because I guarantee there will be things we disagree on.

Has anyone ever remembered the whole schoolies thing before? I’m sure it’s not been in the storyline when others have left school.