*Mated and Fucking Sorry*- We warned you, but you thought you could take it or leave it. THAT'S NOT HOW ADDICTION WORKS!

[SchadenfreudePersonified]

Please fill up the other thread first - there's still five pages and we're going to need every one of them!

Cheers, fellow obsessives.

It's going to be a long and busy ride to hell . . .

Schaden I had no idea he was only 39

I hope Thumbface and Tracey stay and she stabs him in his sleep!

Oh and today is the first time I’ve really enjoyed the experts. John shutting down Troy repeatedly was hilarious!

It just came up on the screenCauldron

I'd thought he was about 50

Ooh! Up to Troy and Ashley - brilliant!

Troy - what man! He has hidden shallots.

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Just watching Sean-the-Promiscuous-Virgin fight back his tears

Rinder I love the Sean names

@RinderTinderNotRinderGrinder

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Hahahahahaha!

I hadn't even noticed!

I'm rather proud of it now!

I knew Mattcouln't relax with Alycia - he's a beer and pie float man, and she's a champagne and truffles girl.

DaviNA is hideous!

Tracey’s earrings look like weird droopy ears under her hair.

Is Thumbface the one Alene from the last series thought was "hotz"?

(How could you Alene? You had SiMON!)

I bloody hope not!

God - Thumbface is a hypocrite!

(And he's been faking his orgasms has he )

@SchadenfreudePersonified are you further ahead than the live TV?

[quote houseofrabbits]@RinderTinderNotRinderGrinder thank you, very dangerous though as it seems to have all the episodes, very easy to binge watch 😂[/quote]
I watched ep 9 last night. I apologise in advance but I’m unashamedly going to binge. I promise no spoilers.

No-it was just when he was talking to a couple of the lads he said he was going to tell Tracey how he felt and he was "sick of faking it" (or words to that effect.

And I put that together with the fact that they've been sh*gging. Often

At the moment I'm watching Troy getting humiliated by Ashley for being a peacock.

I have some OPINIONS but will hold off until 9pm!

Though there are no adverts on this link - so maybe I am further ahead?

Where is the live TV up to?

@VinylDetective I may also end up binging!

@SchadenfreudePersonified ah okay, apologies, that makes sense! I don't understand how Dean can suggest things are going terribly with Tracey when he's perfectly happy to shag her!

I don't understand how Dean can suggest things are going terribly with Tracey when he's perfectly happy to shag her!

It gets better ...

@SchadenfreudePersonified live TV is up to Davina and Ryan. Experts asked Davina if she was entertaining the idea of meeting a new bloke at the dinner party and then it cut to the adverts.

I'm-definitely-NOT-a-virgin-Sean is building walls again. He looks so uncomfortable! There is no way he is as experienced as he is pretending.

He'll be terrified of her because she has seen some willies . . . and his maybe isn't very . . . . willie-ish