Self-justifying attention-seeking strategies and manipulative psychoses in Aussie faux-scientific anthropological claptrap. MAFS Part Deux.

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Hello All.

I hope it's bonza that I took the liberty of starting a second thread - just didn't want us gong walkabout in the bush (pardon my Fronch ) if we ran out of the other (whoops did it again!)

He does, doesn't he! Debbie might have been disappointed with John, but I reckon he feels he dodged a bullet there! He'd have to get up at crack of dawn every day to mix her special smoothie and lay out her yoga mat, when he'd prefer a fried breakfast and a beer later on in front of the racing

I live alone and sadly this is my highlight of the day

You've talked me into it Toothbrush. I will sacrifice myself for others

She's had a side order of crazy, that's for sure.

I think she ordered crazy for her starter and main, too - with a double dessert of "totally batsh*t"

Lol!!!!

I'm definitely mainlining the next series.

My husband thinks I'm nuts but it's just so irritatingly addictive.

I’ll record it. I can’t subject my DH to every night of this shit any longer!

I'm in for the next series.

Can't wait to google away after tonight's show finishes for updates.

after weeks of claiming to be Not Remotely Interested and then insisting on my detailed updates after each episode , DH will be settling down with me in our ringside seats for tonight’s last hurrah. I hope AnTHony and AbAndrew both get suitably toasted!

As for Debbie, I shouldn’t have to ask for a drink

As my Grannie would have said "Where does she think she is? On her father's yacht!?" (Needs a Geordie accent for full effect )

I think Debbie thinks she is still 25 and beyond gorgeous with Sugar Daddies and Captains of Industry buying her favours . . .

She has rotted what brain she ever had - too much recreational "relaxation-assisting" pharmacology, methinks.

I was just re-reading the threads as I impatiently await

a) takeaway curry

b) 7.30

and noticed I had posted this:

www.nowtolove.com.au/celebrity/tv/mafs-andrew-jones-ex-reveals-abusive-text-messages-35862

I HAD COMPLETELY FORGOTTEN THAT RINDER'S PREDICTIONS INCLUDED ABANDREW BECOMING A STALKER!!!

Rinder - you are wasted here! WASTED!

Susan isn't wearing a flower in her hair and I feel the world has tilted on its access.

axis note to self - don't do 3 things at once. I'm blaming Susan's sassy side-pony - it shocked me so much, I couldn't spell!

Lol. This is so funny. Debbie 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Those clips of Debbie are hilarious

Did you all notice how much bollocks Scarlett was talking when she came back after her chat with Cheryl. Most of what came out of her mouth was completely untrue. She was just jumping on Abandrew's 'lets hate cheryl' bandwagon

Love everyone’s ‘wtf’ reactions. 🤣🤣

Christ those bosoms.

Hurrah for the expert in the red dress! She's making it clear AbAndrew's behaviour was completely unacceptable. Even the way he reacted when the expert was speaking shows he has no respect for women.
It's almost been worth all the filler episodes to see AbAndrew finally get called out.

Oh Susan's sad face and side pony is just too cute!!!! I really want to be her friend (as long as she stays in the city and does not move to that scabby meat on the floor farm).

Abandrew got SLATTED. Finally an expert has stepped up! She did not let it drop! I'm so pleased the whole group got to watch!

Nadia is so not used to being dropped is she....

I don't understand?! I just watched the final episode but they didn't call up Susan and Sean or Michelle and Jesse did I just forget that pet or did they miss it out?!

This was worth waiting for.

WankTHony's s proprietorial arm along the back of the settee behind Nadia - Nadia cringing away from him. The tiny secret smirk at the corner of his mouth when she got upset and had to leave . . . I was glad she called him out at the end.

Watching that tosser Abandrew squirm was a joy - Cheryl looked pleased with it , too. WankTHony was bricking it thinking that his full contribution to the carnage would be made public . . . Oh, how I wish it had been!

I loved Alene's final line "My Mum is watching".

But what happened to Big Andrew and Vanessa, and Jesse and 'Chell?

Ans Susan and Sean . . . ?

What happened to their "journey"?

(I liked Michael more today than at any other time in the series . . . )

I'm so confused. Did we see AbAndrew and Lauren? Jesse and Michelle? Sean and Susan? Andrew and Vanessa? It feels like we missed half an episode. Do we have another reunion episode to come?
I need closure on all our their relationships!

I've always had a soft spot for Michael. He seemed quite straightforward to me and he was right to call out the experts on all their 'opposites attract' and 'the women can change the men' bullshit. Or possibly I just liked him because he's cute and I have awful taste in men MrQueenSables excepted