Self-justifying attention-seeking strategies and manipulative psychoses in Aussie faux-scientific anthropological claptrap. MAFS Part Deux.

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Hello All.

I hope it's bonza that I took the liberty of starting a second thread - just didn't want us gong walkabout in the bush (pardon my Fronch ) if we ran out of the other (whoops did it again!)

@MissMarplesHandbag in that case they may be showing the aftermath/follow-up episodes behond decision day. I hope so!

*beyond

Tonight - episode 22 - The couples are brought back for a last dinner party before they go home to deliberate over the renewal of their vows - the big decision looms.

@LarkDescending - yes, good point! I’m deliberately not looking at the show summaries as obviously, I don’t want to find out any spoilers! 🙈🙉

Ok I cracked, I googled what happened! Won't say anything on here tho...

There are 29 episodes.

I love Susan's dress tonight, I have a figure similar to hers and it looks great on her.

Nadia is really irritated by Spoony.

So would I be if someone was mithering on at me while I was trying to do my eyeliner.

AnTHony has hypnotised me through the TV. It's the only explanation because I thought he handled Nadia's 'nah, I'm not sure I would have a second date' quite well. He just laughed ... I was expecting him to twirl his evil moustache, flick up the collar on his cloak (in the Hooded Claw style)and throw a massive tantrum.

Poor Jesse and his door. I've been reading the Paternoster thread and an now convinced there is no door - just a misjudged step into a paternoster lift which he can't leave till Michelle joins him ... and she never will so Jesse will be destined to travel the lift to nowhere for the rest of his life

I'm watching Jesse and I'm starting to wonder if he's a functioning alcoholic.

The ruddy dramatic music is ridiculous. Big. booming, drums to herald the amazing announcement that......Susan likes Sean!!!! Wayhayyyyy!!! Shocking!!!!Fireworks wouldnt be too OTT would it

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I'm watching Jesse and I'm starting to wonder if he's a functioning alcoholic.

That would explain a lot!

Anne, I love the image of poor Jesse in the paternoster.

I think Anthony was doing everything he could not to scream at Nadia when she said that. I think he was very conscious of the cameras b

Yes Jesse’s seen the door at the bottom of his wineglass I think.

A meaty episode at last!

Nadia appears to be on the verge of vomiting. Spoony had better get his shiny shoes out of the way.

He was definitely pissed reading out that door thing wasn’t he?

I am just icked by Spoony trying to run the show like he's in charge...

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I'm watching Jesse and I'm starting to wonder if he's a functioning alcoholic.

Looking at Nick, I think the twins are driving both to drink

Be careful Nadia . . .

. . . remember whose talking . . .

. . . themas who called you frigid . . .

. . . who says you aren't making an effort . . .

. . . this could be a trap . . .

Caught me on the hop when Susan wasp for continuing the relationship.

I’m only 10 mins in and I can take no more of Jesse and his door! He was right though- she said it was his last night to impress (or something like that) and he replied that it was maybe her turn to step up... quite right, the twins are takers that’s for sure!

Has Spoony grown out of his suit? His jacket on those end clips looked very short and tight.

*was up, not wasp

Point to the ceiling point to the floor,
point to the window, point to Jesse’s door.
Clap your hands together one two three
Will she step through with drunk Jesse?

Love that Susan said she will give it a go! She will HATE it and it won’t last, but there’s hope!

Oh Nadia, don’t fall for his lies. His job will always come before you.

I wonder if, I stead of doing MAFS AUSTRALIA which is a flipping huge country, it would be better to do MAFS Sydney / Brisbane / Darwin etc? It seems so cruel to match people who potentially could fall in love, to then expect them to move across the country away from their jobs, families and friends etc. It makes it quite obvious that their main intention isn't, actually, to help people find love but rather to put people in difficult situations.

I watched Love Is Blind recently where I believe all contestants were from Atlanta. It means they couples at least stand a chance of forming a viable partnership.

I'm a bit behind tonight so I'm sorry if this observation has already been made but poor Jesse is always put on the end at the dinner parties. Doesn't seem fair. It's crap sitting on the end of a long table. It makes it almost impossible to integrate.