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Masterchef 2020 scatter beetroot powder and get your fingers OFF

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fourquenelles · 01/04/2020 21:46

This is new thread

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Halsall · 01/04/2020 21:48

Thank you fourq!

RomaineCalm · 01/04/2020 21:48

Thanks Fourq!

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 01/04/2020 21:49

The venison looks good. But I can do without Christmas tree salt.

ilovesooty · 01/04/2020 21:49

Thank you.

Natasha is staying cheerful.

jay55 · 01/04/2020 21:49

Ooo hope Potter is filling out the application so we can cheer her on.

PotterHead1985 · 01/04/2020 21:49

Oh my. They changed the application rules. They used to be that you had to live in the UK. Now it's you must have the legal right to live and work in the UK.

Applications are open

InTheShadowOfTheMushroomCloud · 01/04/2020 21:50

Congratulations Shirley! I think baby should be called Scallop-foam ...it has a touch of class.

Gregg looks like my ( long dead) grandad.....all he needs is to smell of Fisherman's Friends...

PotterHead1985 · 01/04/2020 21:50

Oops double posted.

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 01/04/2020 21:50

Pud sound lovely apart from fennel

Halsall · 01/04/2020 21:51

That squirty cream is a bit........ common, no?

ellenanora5 · 01/04/2020 21:51

Thanks Fourqs

I'm getting bored, I hate this round and the food is a bit...you know...can't think of the word

ilovesooty · 01/04/2020 21:51

Poncey?

fourquenelles · 01/04/2020 21:52

Poncetastic ellena

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ellenanora5 · 01/04/2020 21:52

I don't think Simon likes Beverly

RomaineCalm · 01/04/2020 21:52

Oh go on Potter. Think of all of us cheering you on and all the MC secrets you could come back with...

PotterHead1985 · 01/04/2020 21:52

It says you can't tell anyone you applied or anything. Which is a bit of a bummer.

So you guys would have to watch and keep an eye for the recognition shout out.

ilovesooty · 01/04/2020 21:52

I bet Beverley never wants to be in a professional kitchen again.

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 01/04/2020 21:53

Wanky?
It’s squirty lemon posset don’t ya know?

ellenanora5 · 01/04/2020 21:53

Bloody help her then Simon, I think he's going to let me down, I used to really like him

ilovesooty · 01/04/2020 21:54

She doesn't call him chef either.

PotterHead1985 · 01/04/2020 21:54

Simon has let me down. I used to like him.

I swear I'll never be a dick. Firm but fair and helpful. And major discounts in my resto for my Mastercheffian budz

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 01/04/2020 21:55

Ooo you’d have to wear a secret mn T-shirt. You know that says “fuck off Greggggggggg”

RomaineCalm · 01/04/2020 21:55

Potter you could post a clue. Something like 'Had to go to the Duck and Scallop'. Back soon

And wear a hispi cabbage leaf tucked behind your ear.

ellenanora5 · 01/04/2020 21:55

Yes all of the above Grin

Thank you

jay55 · 01/04/2020 21:55

I think Potter would put herself snapping at Gregggg spectacularly.