EASTENDERS 40 - NO SPOILERS IF I ASK NICELY

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Tho no one actually gives a shit me posting that about spoilers and every bloody thread gets one or more 😡😡😡😡😡

Anyway

Is Leo dead - paralysed or get up and be fine

So we know keanu is alive. Will have back for Feb anniversary /Sharron’s baby - then as I said previously Phil will be relieved he isn’t dead /accused of murder and forgives him - just

Linda drinking is boring me

Gray must be found out soon he’s an abuser

Will Daniel die soon :(

Is the new mum of the boys and ash really ill?

Will STACEY return and MARTIN be happy again

Will dot die and who will be in her will - not dotty getting it all

Bobby new head needs a prosper storyline

Anything else I’ve forgotten ?

I’m really wanting a thanos style cull of all the soaps at the minute. They all have a huge list of characters that are surplus go requirements. A click of the fingers and zap half of them away would make me very happy. I wouldn’t even complain about unfinished storylines. Just get rid of the deadwood

Martin : die or live? If we knew where he was ! Or could we add him to a missing list! ? Maybe he'll rock up later on.

I forgot about Jack, Denise and Max... Denise and Jack I wouldn't miss. Max I think has more mileage with Stacey when she comes back... the whole Martin and Ruby thing has to come out so Martin can't die either! Whit can't die cos she has to be tortured some more over Leo!

Juan, your a tough cookie! 😂
I don't watch any other soap , but I imagine that Corrie and Emmerdale have people from way back that could do with being axed!

Also don't think will be Bex yet as she's got to get told off by Sonia for doing drugs and I expect that means Dotty will stick around too as part of that storyline

hope you feel better soon tobee. Would you like Sonja to pop round?
My mum (83 bless her) reckons it's Patrick.

I want it to be Sonja, or ... Sonja.

Bex can go in. She has been miserable forever and now on the party drugs and has Sonia as her mum! Over you go love.

Yep 3 next month. Starts nursery after Easter 🙀🙀🙀

Df and I are off out out tonight for friends 40th

So won’t see tonight’s till tomorrow

Will avoid Thread till then

Tho think won’t find out till 8.29 who is dead

He'll be fine 80s, chill your beans as my year 9s say. Listen to your Auntie Cary: Callum. Will. Be. Fine.

Cary : I'm so nervous that Callum won't be found and will rot away in the derelict warehouse on his own dreaming of Ben and what might have been. Shirl will leave him alone and cold to die a painful death.

80s! Stop fretting, or I'll send Sonia round with a sedative!

80s I'll go rescue Callum if you like. I know exactly where the derelict factory is IRL

(Obviously I am aware that they filmed this about 6 weeks ago, lol)

He might still be there @NoisyBrain

Why is it 8.30 tonight instead of 8?? I'm not complaining as more chance kids will be asleep so I can watch uninterrupted lol

Noisy, 😂
Please save the little poppet for me. He needs a friendly face.
No Sonia! Nooo! Not Sonia and her plastic bic pen and more drugs! She's more ' grim reaper ' than angel of mercy.

Less than an hour to go! ..

Phew! I thought I’d missed and didn’t want to google in case of spoilers!

I used to like Sonia when was a kid!

Now I think Martin! I'm sooooo rubbish it this!

When Sonia was a kid.

I was already 16 when EE started

I was in the middle of my degree tobee

I didn't watch when it first started. I thought it sounded too contrived I think!

My dsis was at university. Everyone watched it in her common room. She went to some club in London and got a friend Ali's from the Caf's autograph. But when she looked at it in the cold light of day it was Garry Davis's

Tobee 😆
Garry Davies !

Right then I've got my wine and I'm ready!

I've been on the wine already! Too many nerves..