Will Finn go bad? Will he and Elly get it on? Will Robert get Paul? Will Harlow get a make over and snog Hendrix? Did Karl put that sex toy back in the box... Neighbours...

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No spoilers, by order of Lou and Harold

@Smidge001

Posting coz I lost the thread. Jane really does seem a bit shoehorned back in again,, I'm really not sure of the point. Do we really need to have another female trying to break up Chloe and pierce? Are the writers trying to say bisexuals can't possibly be faithful or something. It's only been 2 minutes since Naomi, and a couple more since Ellie. And now nicolette's having a go. Boring. Shane is sooooo annoying. Still enjoying the blondi though

I wonder if nothing will happen beyond some longing from N, bit the lack of trust from P will be the problem - "if you lived me you wouldn't assume I'm going to have an affair with everyone woman who looks at me. Look at me, I'm hot. That would be A LOT of women".

Or he plays beetroot burgers with D and C finds out

All the storylines are so boring at the moment, so I must have got distracted and missed something - what was the bit with Ned's cake about??

So mystery person on Fandangle asks him to post a picture sitting on a cake.

Ah, so Therese and Sheila ate the cake without realising Ned had sat on it?

Yeah, he bright it downstairs in the box, they asked what it was, he said he'd dropped it, they wanted to see. They didn't care it was mashed....

Amazed their want a random pube it in.

There wasn't

Why have they made Paul such a pathetic idiot of late? All that crap with making Piers jealous of Naomi & now he's getting all worked up about Emmet's mum & Lassiters going eco-friendly. I know he's always been the love to the type character but the writers are just making him more petty & spiteful than bad lad atm.

If Aaron says buddy one more time I'll throw something at the TV.

Not enjoying the Chloe/Piers/Nicolette story either. Or any of the stories much tbh. I wonder if lockdown/social distancing etc meant they had to do a lot of re-writing and what we're watching is the product of very hastily written scripts with minimal characters.

It's very tedious at the moment

Will we get to see gravelly voiced Faye

Shane and annoying Roxy

Where is Toady

All happened today

Why did the Boo boos think moving lunch was reasonable? They could see Fay anytime but she was knackered anyway.

I don’t mind Nicolette but I think it’s because she looks like Summer and I just keep thinking “oh, there’s summer” but I am getting a bit fed up of her side eyes.

Bea is even more irritating in this goofy crush mode. We have seen her date people before and has never been like this. At least her not knowing what to say is covering her difficultly remembering lines.

Jane is still just pointless. She reminds me of ET in the wig when she does her big naive wide eyes. She’s a very beautiful woman but they have somehow made her look like a bewildered koala... plus she’s a shit mother. Are we meant to like her?

Also I forgot to ask, shouldn’t Fay’s speech be affected?

Actually have to turn away at any of the Bea and Levi scenes atm. Cringe-tastic. And when she asked for sex on the beach.... 🙈

And Toady apparently has a sunburned knob from naked fishing with Harold.... 😳. WTF?

Not sure if anyone else here listens to it but the shedding it’s skin but gave me My Dad Wrote A Porno flashbacks 😂

Why did the Boo boos think moving lunch was reasonable? They could see Fay anytime but she was knackered anyway. I know, so ridiculous. We MUST have lunch with a woman who's very poorly, will die soon and who actually, given the circs, it's probably best you don't bond with. Plus she's done a big travel and is likely to be exhausted and she's got actual family to meet. But it's very important YOU meet her ASAP. Even without Lunch with mom it was ridiculous

I liked the burnt willy stuff, that and the cake was might relief but I watch it with Harold and Lou who are 8 months so no embarrassing questions

Didn't like the way Nicole told Hendrix he had messed up. How would he know Faye couldn't have an aspirin.

She should be looking after Faye

@woodhill

Didn't like the way Nicole told Hendrix he had messed up. How would he know Faye couldn't have an aspirin.

She should be looking after Faye

Agree, should have said H was just trying to help out but I've got it now. Not make the poor lad think he's screwed up. And what was the wheelchair maintenance class about?

Yes never heard of that before

Didn't like the way Nicole told Hendrix he had messed up

I agree, that could have been dealt with so much more constructively

Yeah, it was all very much shoe horning in the little bit of research they did to appear knowledgeable...

Yes and terrible innuendos about lube

YESSSSSS! Also it barely fucking landed due to Pierce’s wooden acting...

OMG, I avoid the spoilers thread but I've seen a "Neighbours in September" advert 3 times on Comedy Central today, things are going to get interesting 😱

I think Nicolette is a CF and gets out of doing half her job. But she still looks like Summer.

I agree, Nicolette is being very rude to her employer, and it was thoughtless to say Hendrix "messed up"!

Paul and Terese had a lovely scene with her opening up about addiction recovery. They are great together.