Dancing On Ice 2020...

[Elderflower14]

Waves!! Who else is watching?

The only chemistry I'd have with anyone on ice would be my bloodstream full of alcohol Valium to get me out there .

I have severe osteoporosis, I'd have to have a death wish to skate

Then you must sit on the Zamboni and whirl me about until I spew.

Ratings winner.

Or as the gc would put it - tv gold.

@InvisibleWomenMustBeRead have you watched the last series of Coach Trip? I disliked Brianne to an irrational extreme until I watched it. I actually quite like her now! She's on it with Alex Murphy

I long for the man-god that was Andrei Lipanov.

Not classically bonny but would easily have my inner thighs shoogle around his neck doing a funcy lift.

Caprice though? More to that I reckon.

I think they need a while extra programme explaining about Caprice and her diva chops and changes. What a shame the judges didn’t bin her last week, I feel sorry for the other bloke that had to go.

Signing in, I'm on my stupid slow tablet as forgot to charge phone so I be lagging behind.
So glad Caprice has gone.

Liking hollys dress this week.

Ouch! No mention of Caprice?!

They said at the beginning that the baggage has gone!
What happened says Holly? SHE FELL OVER!!!!!!

Now that’s a well thought of celeb, bless her getting a bosie from them all

What on earth is a bosie???

Bosie !
Are you from Aberdeen?

Bosie is a sleep

A bosie is a hug, but bigger and better Elderflower

I used to be Brillo but flitted

Love Ben... He's really improved!

Well his haun wis on her hapenny there, liked that skate

Wow, Ben and Carlotta were really good!

My Boyfriend is from Aberdeen.
He adjusts his language around me but sometimes things slip out and I'm like, eh?
I'm English but live near Glasgow.

It’s easy to forget yourself Brillo, I’m all fancy during the day but if a fellow Doric speaker comes in I’m off.

Or if I get the rage, guaranteed there will be a few mutterins o forrin.

Now then H, don’t be taking the piss out of Matthew Bourne in your feathery drawers.

H costume is white and skin tight with nipples on view - putting me right off my dinner!

Oooh, H and Matt, my faves

That was lovely

I didn't like that at all. Can't quite put my finger on why.

That outfit though.