Professional Masterchef 2019: Speaking clocks, shocks and stocks

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Here we go...

What a beautiful Young man. What a shit chef!
He better be a damn good pastry chef. What was the Mayo?
Oh look another baby.

Beats me too, Proper 🤷🏻‍♀️

Well this one had better know how to prep an artichoke otherwise he will have to wear the cone of shame

21 jesus

Wow he's tall

I liked Exose. What a lovely face.

Hmmm not bad Monty

Well the lass was good.

Is it me? Monty made a good job of that, but they really criticised him for finishing a minute early.

What inedible shit will Marcus come up with? Oh, butchery, not wasteful then.

I was imagining that chicken breast was Gregggs head!!

I like to think that Marcus was thinking that too.

I'm fed up of that twat Greggg asking staged questions that he knows the answer to, then nodding sagely. Do fuck off.

Gregggggg can't pronounce schnitzel. Mind you, neither can Marcus.

Looks great but I can feel my arteries hardening as I watch

Bluergh anchovies on chicken and egg. Not nice

Ah, tatts,

Take wings off first ffs

Fuck even I can do a chicken

Marcus was fit to kill him for putting it in the bin. The waste.

OMG look at that waste! He gets pre-prepared chicken. Well done Brakes

Told you, wasteful dickhead. I don't like him.

Oh god.....
I've eaten this dish...it's actually really tasty

How come your a chef and you can’t even butcher a chicken

It does look nice.