All aboard the Apprentice trainwreck of the week!

[dillite]

Orient Express this ain't.

It'll be a right chuffing fiasco.

But who will Suralan choo-choo-choose to fire?

All of them!

Checking in

jumps the barrier, legs it past the ticket check, and throws self onto first carriage of train

Made it

I just watched how some hand-made brogues are made. It's fascinating. I wish I had £300 to spare on a pair of shoes, I would love to buy a pair.

Haha

I know it's not QUITE relevant, but I have wanted to post this video all day

Lottie and Ryan Mark for PM's this week? Got help us!

Will RM and Lottie dodge the PM role again?

How did RM figure out how to put that vest on properly? I didn't think he knew how to put overcoats on.

How badly will they under/over-price this?

Ha! Got them!

If you're having that one, I'm having this one;

So I was right. This should be interesting...

There are still so many bad ones left.

Hopefully this means either RM or Lottie are pretty much guaranteed to go.

I genuinely hope they both fucking lose

Lottie and RM both as PMs is gonna be a nightmare 😂

eggys I have never heard that one before.

Lottie Lion?!! How have I never noticed that before. Character from a kid’s book!

RM is planning an event for billionaires.

Circus on a train? What could possibly go wrong there?

m.youtube.com/watch?v=bpx7uM-5Y3Q

I prefer this one

Did I miss them discussing costings and budgets?

I've been on that train. It's lovely.

I have never heard that one before.

No doubt you are a youngling! It's from Chigley, which was one of three very similar children's television series - Trumpton, Chigley, and Camberwick Green. Very 70s.

Good luck getting caviar!