All aboard the Apprentice trainwreck of the week!

[dillite]

Orient Express this ain't.

RM can perform as The rat King from the nutcracker as the entertainment

I stayed somewhere where orange juice was a starter for vegans!

How is the food not ready?

Oh dear god this is awful

Oooo I like Casa Diablo wine or whatever it's called

What are Lottie and dean actually doing if no one has any alcohol

Keep her happy??? She's getting a bowl of fruit!

I'm also a civil servant. Our last away day was in a lovely venue in London but there was no alcohol. There was no cringe entertainment though. We have had Christmas parties but have to pay for our own tickets.

This is going to go down in history as the day whatsername got fruit salad for dinner

Is there no entertainment?

andnone are you London based? Or in a big city? The best we get is when our delivery manager buys us a dozen of donuts from Sainsbury's.

Highly educated and eloquent stands for bullshitters in Lord S's book!

Karren's reaction to Dean putting on the charm

The Fat Controller would never stand for this

On my away days we had a glass each and getting drunk was frowned upon. My friend gets taken to the races and they all get trashed on their away days!

Oh they are all an embarrassment!

Oh yes. Luxury ethos!

Bloody Lottie is going to wriggle out of this

dillite my team are London based, I live in the Midlands. I transferred to their team partly because of the chance to DP nice stuff in London after work! I do work in one of the Whitehall offices.

Marianne must be peeved off at being the only one that has to stand in the boardroom.

*do not DP. Bloody autocorrect

andnone that's why you get away days. I'm in Kent and when we ask to be put forward to training in London we get pointed towards CSL and told to just do the course there

Lottie's team scraped this win through their teeth.

Damn. Was hoping Lottie and dean would be going.

Or is it by their teeth? Or some other wording? You all know what I mean anyway.

Oh for FUCK's sake

She seriously does not get how shit she was, does she?