All aboard the Apprentice trainwreck of the week!

[dillite]

Orient Express this ain't.

STA- Sexually Transmitted Ailments?

Very 70's

Even my my was a youngling in the 70's

Do companies really spend £500+ on away days per person? I am a teacher and we are lucky to get a fiver spent on nice biscuits!

£500 vs £200. Hmm...

Karren's face! Michelin Star service?

I think Ryan Mark thinks he's hosting some kind of million thousand pound event. It's a boat in London, FGS.

Lottie on FOH? That I have to see!

They’re blatantly not going to have enough booze.

I'm a civil servant. We get to spend our own money on our team lunches.

Have they really promised unlimited drink?

They are going to have a train load of drunk people.

A bottle each will go nowhere

I once did the bar at the Christmas party of a big telecoms company. The first drink was free. I have never served so many trebles/quadruples in my life...it was fucking carnage

Company away days sound god awful but if it's got a no empty wine glass policy I might be swayed otherwise

I'm cheap - I'd go for bottomless cups of tea

There's no way they are going to secure a free string act! No way!

Oh dear they have got the circus act behind the PM back

@YoureAllABunchOfBastards yes, unfortunately.

I don’t understand why they’re chucking money away on entertainment the customers don’t want.

Judging by the audition I'd find it a bit awkward being sat next to my boss watching that circus act

Lottie has 0 respect from her sub team by the looks of it.

Claude's smiling a lot in this episode.

Forty four bottles of booze for fifteen people? Lottie has clearly never been to a party!

@PurpleDaisies because RM and Lottie clearly know they are both on their last warning. It's clearly at attempt to oversell.

Do people really get wasted on these team days?

I thought they said 50 bottles for 40 people arghhh