SCD 2019: “What’s that Sooty ... pull up the strap” STRICTLY NO SPOILERS!

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LInk to previous thread (I have no idea how to post it tidy like everyone else does!!
www.mumsnet.com/Talk/telly_addicts/3740409-SCD-2019-the-glitz-and-glamour-that-is-Blackpool-STRICTLY-NO-SPOILERS?pg=40

I have just read Monkseal's latest offering - apologies it's already been posted but

monkseal.wordpress.com/2019/11/19/strictly-come-dancing-17-week-9-results/#more-13621

I am particularly touched by the bit where he confirms his support of the straight community (I think a lot of his friends are heterosexual) and its culture.

I LIVE for Monkseal's commentaries.

Myimaginary I know exactly what you mean about the 'music' used !!!! I'm a Sounds of the Sixties, Seventies and sometimes the 80s woman me Plus any good music from whenever .

OH and follow the 'high fibre' droppings to wherever they came from spraying the mint as you go. Mr rat shouldn't make a reappearance !! Good luck all of you mint sprayers !! Yes tell how it goes

Thankyou thankyou thankyou for the Monkseal link - I was reading it and laughing out loud instead of taking the dogs out.

Ten to one there's a puddle of piss in the hallway now. Worth it.

Monkseal very funny this week 😃

Monkseal was hilarious 😂

Could someone kind (and with the time) precis the funny bits of MonkS for me because I can't do links. Thanks ever so.

👏Monkseal this week 👏 was hilarious "the community"

You need to read it ppeatfruit none of us could do it justice.

Just put monkseal into google you’ll find it.

ppeat

It honestly isn't possible to précised the funny bits of Monkseal, because it is ALL funny bits - it's a sort of stream-of-consciousness hilarity fest.

As AppleKatie says you should be able to google it - try with "the mighty, mighty monkseal"

And wear Tena Lady - you'll PYSL

The references to Karim and the harness this week week had me dying. I was reading it on lunch in the middle of a very quiet office and nearly exploded trying to keep in the laugh.

Is that flavia on ITT judging the pro challenge?!

Ooh, Monkseal said Danny Mac was overrated

Heresy, I tell you.

Is that flavia on ITT judging the pro challenge?!

Yes it was Flavia and her wonderfully shiny hair

Neil annoyed me with his arsing about.

theonlyliving I know, I read that and Monkseal went down in my estimation by a couple of notches am sure he would be bothered

Wtf didn't Neil just do the Pro challenge properly?

That was really annoying.

Also Karim's Contempowaft looks too frantic. He'd better slow that down or he could be in trouble this week

Oh yay, I’m glad I have the mighty mighty monk seal on my side re: Danny Mac.

There’s a reason he didn’t win you know, Ringer Mac.

I'm just coming back with my fantasy dance.

Quickstep, to The Spirit of Adventure (from Up!, but not in a movie week, because I don't fancy being dressed as an eighty year old...) with Brendan.

Quickstep, to The Spirit of Adventure (from Up!, but not in a movie week, because I don't fancy being dressed as an eighty year old...) with Brendan.

Aw but you'd look lovely as Dug the Boy Scout

There’s a reason he didn’t win you know, Ringer Mac.

#DannyWuzRobbed

Just because he didn't cry 😭, have Gene Kelly's widow in his corner, bang on about his jouuuurrrnnnnnneeeeeeee or get to be partnered with one of the mighty ClanClifton. Seriously, Ore had so much going for him by the end that he could have walked on to the dance floor and sat down and he'd still have won.

I didn’t vote for Ore OR Danny Mac that series - I was Claudia Fragapane fan.

I’m happy to go against the prevailing trend in this one, there was the classic lack of journey that 'we' find unappealing whilst the current series is playing out. I mean honestly, he was a stage performer!

But that’s what is lovely isn’t it? We all see and enjoy different things

Is it just me or do Neil and Alex sit especially close to each other on ITT?

Practically on one another xsquared. You could never do strictly if you valued your personal space.