EASTENDERS 38 - no spoilers. That means NEVER EVER

[Blondeshavemorefun]

Soooooooooo what an exciting 2 episodes

MEL is dead. Didnt expect that after the car crash tho agree would have looked more splattered and squashed , then just a bit of head blood on the road

Few weeks to Xmas - will Phil find out baby isn’t his

Don’t think Louise’s baby is keegans as he said he was a virgin to tiff

Tho when keanu starting dating LOUISE , keegan did say about his left overs so maybe he wasn’t a virgin .....

Would be an amazing twist if baby is black

Ollie. He could be a lot worse not sure why L is so cut olio

Not sure if anything else exciting is happening

Dentist and honey. She stays with him tho cheating

Ben bullying Martin. Needs to stop and Stacey to come back

Are kats kids going to make an appearance soon ?

Bobbys religion

What else have I missed

Poor Ollie only kid in class not had learner of the week....10weeks into term. I hate to point out the obviously flaw in that complaint. Shame they seem to be going down the child has SN so marriage much fail route.

Loving how all wife’s are doing all the work!

Saw L passed out , but not seen tonight's properly yet.
She'll be in rehab by next week.
Let's all sing the song..

Any guesses as to the significance of Sharon's locket/necklace that she lent L?? I assume it's going to be featuring, as it was such a strange thing for Sharon to do in the caff (and she made it very clear it was just to borrow for the day!).

That was just rubbish was t it. Who wears bright pink suit to court? Maybe it will end up down sofa at Max’s and then ruby or Dee will think one of them is at it?

Ooh Akire - maybe everyone will think max is shazzas baby daddy! He does like a blonde (usually)

Just silly episode wasn’t it, in real life a local reporter would have turned up for a story and found out that way. Maybe Linda will lose it then Sharon and her will fall out and she be even more sad lonely drunk than before.

@akire. I thought that as well. Unless only 10/12 in the class then not all the children have learner of the week

Didn’t think ruby likes kids ? Doesn’t seem to like baby abi

Well if Linda is going to do the falling apart act there has to be a women to pick up the pieces and comfort Mik. Not Whit maybe Ruby this time.

Why was Adam going to book hotel when that house had least 4 bedrooms? I know he was trying met another women but for what excuse?

I wasn't really listening but I think Iqra said something about Habiba - maybe she doesn't want them in the house together? I think I heard the words "Habs" and "hotel room" very close together anyway.

Still not sure honey stays with the cheating ADAM

Honey is strange character, she hasn’t had proper story line for years and years. Even this one is barely stirring the waters. If she does have an ED story line it’s very low key. Normally someone would be fainting all over the square by now. Sad though if Adam hasn’t noticed if she is getting v slim, when there wasn’t much of her to start with.

Weird that L is now ' living ' with Max who tried to shut down her pub a few years back.
How soon they forgive and forget.

tumberweed that was thrilling episode!
Well at least Honeys story has got going, I hope she finds out about the hotel room woman. Is a William at a fee paying school?

Isn’t the whole point of wife swop is to answer questions after? Or is it just swop and then ask original partners the old Mr & Mrs Questions? Surely for £500 you would be swotting up.

I thought Mitch was back with Karen? Why didn’t he and Bailey just live in flat after mum died? So he’s on the sofa and empty flat went to teenager couple total sense

How did Sharon manage to fund buying a Villa in Portugal and selling the club at a knock down price? Is the villa now Sharons or is it in Mel’s name?

Nobody knows! Phil was staying out there to do some business, but since the safe was empty when she was looking... it is possible she hired it for few weeks they went out and maybe forged the papers?

Thanks Akire for some reason this cloak and dagger villa buying when Sharon when has no cash to speak of irks me! Add in the fact that Phil has not noticed adds to the ludicrous storyline.

Does anyone else think the actress playing ‘L’ is modelling her performance by watching old episodes of Anita Dobson playing Angie?

Oh yes could be. Linda suddenly had a drink problem over night.

Phil has no income nor Sharon now but no worry! Ben must be loaded with garage and car deals and money lending and what was that about the “chicken shops”. Plus half share in the car lot with Jay. No need of money because he’s living in Ian’s bedroom far as i can tell.

Off topic though related. Where is ruby's clothing from. She is very stylish.
I loved her blouse tonight.
Bailey is a great little actress.

She's fab isn't she?!
Such natural acting and timing that she seems to really be 'Bailey' and I forget that she had to learn these lines and rehearse them!

I hate L's stupid buns. Who has hair like that these days.

I'll probably get flamed I find Chantelle very unnatural when acting. 🤫
The babies are coming soon.
I wonder which one will be on some floor to give birth on the square.

Bailey is one of the best ones in it atm.

I'm finding all the innuendo a bit much though : Karen is a great character ruined by all these 70's style remarks!
Linda's clothes and hair bun are a bit ott but I guess it's just her trademark.
I hope she doesn't try to ' copy' Angie Watts though.
Maybe we will end up with a ' Marby' mash up. I hope not , but Ruby hasn't much luck with men! At least Martin is younger than max but it's not good if that happens.

Chantelle isn't that good really but maybe it's her first big part and she had to grow into the role a bit. It can't be easy when your surrounded by people whose acted for years and it doesn't help that Karen is more natural in her role. Chantelle seems more at home with the other newer actors that have recently appeared.
Gray is good at the menacing stuff.
I hope we see more of Ben and Callum over Christmas.

I wonder if ruby and Martin will get together?! I’d like it if they did, but not rush into it, mind you looks like it’s a bit too late for that.