EASTENDERS 38 - no spoilers. That means NEVER EVER

[Blondeshavemorefun]

Soooooooooo what an exciting 2 episodes

MEL is dead. Didnt expect that after the car crash tho agree would have looked more splattered and squashed , then just a bit of head blood on the road

Few weeks to Xmas - will Phil find out baby isn’t his

Don’t think Louise’s baby is keegans as he said he was a virgin to tiff

Tho when keanu starting dating LOUISE , keegan did say about his left overs so maybe he wasn’t a virgin .....

Would be an amazing twist if baby is black

Ollie. He could be a lot worse not sure why L is so cut olio

Not sure if anything else exciting is happening

Dentist and honey. She stays with him tho cheating

Ben bullying Martin. Needs to stop and Stacey to come back

Are kats kids going to make an appearance soon ?

Bobbys religion

What else have I missed

Didn't Ray die over last year's festive period?

Will they ever stop with the text messages! Nearly every episode they use text and I can never see what’s written. The writers are really poor when they rely so much in them.

Yes! Rowena. Also they show the phone at angle which makes it harder to see.

Although we're all talking about whether Ken is dead or not, I don't sense that we're in a state of frenzy wanting to know the answer!

Oh yes ray. Forgot about his death

I don't think any of us care that deeply about Ken , but I would hate him to die like that just because he had an affair and she became pregnant against all the odds!

It's ridiculous and I feel he should live as anyone can make a mistake / takes two to tango etc etc. If they had him going off to Portugal or somewhere that would have been better than him ( maybe) being shot in an old warehouse somewhere off the A406!
Mind you, Fatboy was a bit of a mystery that didn't get solved so who knows?

Gosh, I'd forgotten about Fatboy.

Can anyone explain how Billy & Phil are related? (Both Mitchell)
What does that mean for Lola and Ben?

Billy and Phil are cousins I think?
I'm not sure really.
Roxy and Ronnie were Phil's cousins as Archie and Phil's dad were brothers but they lived abroad for years so they were not around much when grant and Phil were kids. I remember Roxy calling Billy their cousin and being horrible to him! Who Billy's parents were I've no idea. He was brought up in care.

I’ve googled.

Billy’s dad is Stephen Mitchell. Stephen was a first cousin of Eric Mitchell (Phil’s dad) so does that make billy and Phil second cousins? Or first cousins once removed? Billy had a brother called Charlie Mitchell who was Jamie Mitchell’s dad. So Jamie was Billy’s first cousin.

No I’m wrong. Billy was Jamie’s uncle. Too many Mitchell’s

Lots of Mitchells! Must be a collective term for them ; ' a cluster of Mitchell's' or
' a murder of Mitchell's' 😂

A murder of Mitchell’s is spot on!

Yes Billy’s dad and Eric were cousins

So billy and Phil tech 2nd cousins

Lola is granddaughter of billy

Murder of Mitchell’s. Love it

Off subject but Louise Mitchell and Chantelle Taylor are very attractive

And clearly not related to their parents 😂

Fatboy was a bit of a mystery that didn't get solved so who knows?

As was Vincent - Kim Fox's husband. Disappeared off in a car boot never to be mentioned again.

Fatboy was a bit of a mystery that didn't get solved so who knows?

As was Vincent - Kim Fox's husband. Disappeared off in a car boot never to be mentioned again.

I’m now fully expecting those stories to be revisited this year now they’ve been mentioned on this thread!

I’d completely forgotten that Cherry existed. Wondered who the poor kiddie strapped in the pushchair was

Disappeared off in a car boot never to be mentioned again

And the son of Wilmott-Brown who's name escapes me.......was bundled into a van and whisked away (but I cannot see him returning ).

Maybe there's a Mitchell storage unit somewhere with Keanu, Vincent, Fatboy at Wilmot-Brown Jr all sitting around playing Monopoly and twiddling their thumbs.

Maybe there's a Mitchell storage unit somewhere with Keanu, Vincent, Fatboy at Wilmot-Brown Jr all sitting around playing Monopoly and twiddling their thumbs.

And Marcus Christie (the Mitchell's Ever On Call solicitor before Ritchie got that dubious honour) Last seen with Sam Mitchell (when she was Hunter) with a suitcase full of what she thought was money but turned out to be newspaper . He skipped off , she was left distraught .

Wilmot browns sons ! Yep , I can't remember their names either! He had the geeky looking one who was with Lauren Branning and the one who liked Ben ( old Ben) ?
It's vague , but I sort of recall them all and the outside filming of canary wharf and posh offices! Max was involved with them too and tried to sell the vic pub?
His been forgiven!

Maybe all the ' dead ' or missing ones are just at the allotments out the back! ?
They never get caught or seen as nobody thinks to look too hard for them out there in the cold playing chess ! They go in the sheds at night to keep warm.

Ahhh I’ve just thought of a brilliant storyline! The police start sniffing round Phil to investigate Keanu’s disappearance and in the process, somehow, they come across information/evidence relating to Luke wilmott brown and then Vincent, and then fat boy’s disappearances and they manage to tie them all conclusively to Phil and Ben so they Cart them both off to the clink. Then Keanu and Princess Louise stroll into the square arm in arm. He was alive the whole time and she was secretly feeding the police info- via jack- to get P&B locked up for life and now She is the head of the Mitchell faaaamily. Mwahahaha

Good call about' Princess Louise' She could start wearing red lippy and getting all upper hand about things.