EASTENDERS 38 - no spoilers. That means NEVER EVER

[Blondeshavemorefun]

Soooooooooo what an exciting 2 episodes

MEL is dead. Didnt expect that after the car crash tho agree would have looked more splattered and squashed , then just a bit of head blood on the road

Few weeks to Xmas - will Phil find out baby isn’t his

Don’t think Louise’s baby is keegans as he said he was a virgin to tiff

Tho when keanu starting dating LOUISE , keegan did say about his left overs so maybe he wasn’t a virgin .....

Would be an amazing twist if baby is black

Ollie. He could be a lot worse not sure why L is so cut olio

Not sure if anything else exciting is happening

Dentist and honey. She stays with him tho cheating

Ben bullying Martin. Needs to stop and Stacey to come back

Are kats kids going to make an appearance soon ?

Bobbys religion

What else have I missed

Arthur went away to staceys Kush took him before they locked themselves in, Cherry has been missing for months she would have been 1 recently and not a peep about it. Louise turning on Keanu was genuis maybe her tan turned her evil.

And who is stealing from Dot my bet it is Sonia she had money to buy Bex her car but a few months ago she was borrowing off Ian wonder if she has a loan off Tubs.

Sharon had red-and-white flowers on the table of her eye searingly gaudy Christmas table so she was practically begging for trouble (they are fearsomely bad luck) !

Daniel must be the Fairy Godmother . He's already "Eastenders Dead aka Not Dead" then he's been voted to be the one that got "Knocked Over and Left For Dead But Not Checked If He IS Actually Dead" by Tubbs'n'Martian.

So it makes sense that Daniel is actually the new owner - he has been in the house many times (unlike the Gangsta Bruvvers) so no need for a full survey .

I thought it was one of the best EE Christmas episodes ever.

Also, they are all terrific actors - so convincing and intense.

Maybe Arthur Fowler's ghost has stolen Dot's money? Anything is possible in far fetched Walford! Poor Dot though.

Yes to all the theories on here. Shame Martin has become a monster as I liked old Martin. I still think that Ken is alive somewhere. Where though??
These old abandoned warehouses are everywhere aren't they? Mick found one to beat Stuart up once. Max often found one for his misdemeanours. Middle of nowhere and people can get there in no time : no cctv or anything too! Amazing information : I'd still be looking for it with kidnapped man in the back of the van! Lol.

Thought it was 1 of the best although i didn't give a hoot about the carters sadly ive gone right off them.

Phil wouldn't care if ken is dead though! He'd be pleased that Ben ' sorted it out'!
Maybe Sharon will start spiking his drinks and get him back that way?? She has to rise again. She isn't dirty den 's daughter for nothing!!

She will because "they" have taken Denny, wonder when her baby.

Sharon's big revenge! Maybe for the 35 year anniversary that's looming in Feb.. ?
Please writers I know you lurk on here ( hence the correcting spelling mistakes quip from one of the Slaters)
We don't want her all down trodden and depressed do we? ' oh no we don't! '
Get your hands on Phil 's many assets sell the house and take him to the cleaners!
He can't get away with this.

I hope Sharon does get her revenge on Phil. Horrible horrible sexist mysoginistic character.

Sharon shall rise again!

I'm sure it's already been said, but I can't believe she had the gall to stand in front of Phil and say 'He made me feel like a woman '

That old cliche. And why would you provoke an already angry Phil Mitchell?

Sharon knows how to provoke Phil as she has had years of his many dubious ways and mistreatments. I wouldn't myself but then she is a hard woman : she's been through it all with the Mitchell's. They are a rum old bunch. She won't let him win!
She'll be in black for a while yet.

When her baby is due* I don't feel that sorry for her she did shag a 19 year old many many times

Best episode for yonks!

She'll be back and better than ever - this time with a baby, so she'll be all protective, crazy mama bear Sharon

I know it's not real, but I felt so uncomfortable when she was provoking him like that. She was cornered and in a vulnerable and dangerous situation for her and the baby.
Anyway, Phil threw her to the ground (in front of witnesses) surely, she could press charges for assault, and with his history, he'd be given a jail sentence?

trying to remind myself that it isn't real

I didn't know Keanu was only 19

Louise was doing the bottom rubbing of Peggy that stacey did with Arfur is that a sling thing or just an E E thing?

I didn't know Keanu was only 19

He is 20 now but yeah he told Sharon he was 19 and a nation gasped

Ash and the other lady ( forgotten her name? ) could have helped her up!
Nah, she will wait till the baby is born then put it in the kiddie cupboard and move on to revenge mode. I hope.

Phil seems to forget that he shagged /stoke SHAZZA odd his brother grant

And that he got a neatly 50yr DENISE preg after one shag

Super sperm

😂😂😂 @ a nation gasped @Mrsjayy

I had completely forgotten that Phil got Denise pregnant. I don't think we're supposed to remember such details.

In Classic EE , Sharon has just married Grunt and Phil had gone off for New Year in a Classic Car to a rally/auction. He was quite benign back then )and had hair , nice eyes and a soft voice)

But it all will start to unravel (very soon as Classic EE covers 5 weeks in one Real Life week )

When Phil and Mel had their Christmas Day shag liason, he was with Lisa and very cruelly suggested she should "ask Mel for a few tips"

Now that Ken is out the way and Sharon is booted out , it clears the way for Lisa to move back in to Phils (to look after Lou) .
He's been a bit "I know Lisa of old , she wouldn't say this/do that" so I reckon he'll rake over old ground ( it's not like he hasn't before )

Maybe Sharon will flee to The Villa ?

Phil was nice in the 90 s!

We watched yesterday trying to work out Ken's age .

DD said Louise is her age (17) and I could remember Ken saying something about not being old enough to be a taxi driver (mini cab not black cab) but Sharon got him the paperwork. (Dodgy natch )

Phil n Sharon were ' on a break' when he slept with Dee and she didn't know she was pregnant for a while. Sharon was very supportive of all that.