EASTENDERS 38 - no spoilers. That means NEVER EVER

[Blondeshavemorefun]

Soooooooooo what an exciting 2 episodes

MEL is dead. Didnt expect that after the car crash tho agree would have looked more splattered and squashed , then just a bit of head blood on the road

Few weeks to Xmas - will Phil find out baby isn’t his

Don’t think Louise’s baby is keegans as he said he was a virgin to tiff

Tho when keanu starting dating LOUISE , keegan did say about his left overs so maybe he wasn’t a virgin .....

Would be an amazing twist if baby is black

Ollie. He could be a lot worse not sure why L is so cut olio

Not sure if anything else exciting is happening

Dentist and honey. She stays with him tho cheating

Ben bullying Martin. Needs to stop and Stacey to come back

Are kats kids going to make an appearance soon ?

Bobbys religion

What else have I missed

Phil pushing shaz to the ground when preg was off and no one went to help

Yeah I was disappointed in the doctor for just standing there watching.

Honestly Eastenders has become ridiculous. Martin would not do this. Never ever. It's like the writers think they have to come up with something really dramatic and this is the only thing that will top anything else.

Does Louise have post natal depression because she certainly is not the same person she was. Never mind the cheating, I can't imagine she would want Peggy's father dead.

There is not one happy story line at all currently.

I always hated Louise but she's grown on me after that episode.

I was really suprised that Louise set ken up, I wasn’t expecting that! I also don’t think men is dead, I like @Chienloup theory.

How did Louise find out about Keanu and Sharon? I totally missed that.

Phil asked Lou if she remembered Sharon acting weird : it clicked with her then as she nearly caught them in the act one day and Sharon put her off the scent : around Easter time? She obviously put the things together and then realised that he had cheated.
They were not really together at that point though.

Louise was. Dialled when Sharon and Keanu were "at it' and that is when the personal trainer nonsense started

I thought lee looked quite fit actually

Lee is an odd one : he wasn't that nice to Whitney ( she was being grabby at the time though ) but I felt sorry for him when he worked at the horrible call centre and tried to jump off the roof! A nice lady talked him out of it. He had many issues!

Didn’t Whitney move on pretty quickly from lee to his brother (Lee Ryan)? Or was that the same person but new head?

He does. I think he’s very like mick in that respect. They both can go very introverted and bottle up their feelings until it’s too much.

That was woody. Not lee’s brother but I think a cousin of Linda’s. He worked at Linda’s mums pub before then came to the vic to work.

I read in the BBC EE page that NYE or NYD’s episode is going to re do the Xmas day episode from other character’s perspectives and it will fill in the blanks. It could be interesting or it could just be using up a whole pile of extra footage that they filmed and edited together to make an episode. I think they did something similar before, in a a ‘whodunnit’ episode?

That’s interesting because from what we’ve seen I didn’t feel there were any “blanks” apart from whatever tall panesar said to jean off screen. People have said Daniel has paid their rent but I don’t know how Daniel would know the panesars or why he would know the rent situation. Tbh I don’t actually care much about that story. It’s quite dull and so unrealistic as to make whatever the outcome just more unrealistic crap. I wish soaps were much more true to life.

Kush may have caught up with Daniel off screen and told them about the house situation? He knows his still alive.
Who has been trying to rip off Dot?

Woody ( Lee Ryan) worked for Linda's mum for a while then came to the vic to help Linda and mick? Can't rem why though.
He was engaged to Whitney I think? Then he left. He wasn't in it long.

Oh I thought woody was a brother! Oops silly me!

Woody was ok at first ; then he was a bit annoying , then he left!
Another failed romance for Whit.

I never liked woody. He wasn’t a good character.

I reckon double, double cross, Ben and Louise have fooled Phil into believing Ken's dead. Martin is just freakin out from the first accident and helped them set it up to fake Ken's murder.

I think if Louise was only pretending ken was dead she would have told ken the plan and wouldn’t have gone all “never fool a Mitchell” on him. Otherwise they risk him actually turning up in the square to see one or both of his kids.

I think he's dead... martin's reaction at what he had just done, Ben's face having seen the video, and Louise saying 'never cross a Mitchell' - that can only mean imminent death.

But then again, it's EE - maybe he'll turn up in the Christmas special 10 years from now... 'Hello princess' ...

Yeah I reckon he is dead too. Ben said you really did it!

Daniel knows about the Slater predicament as Jean left a long voicemail telling him about it. Would somebody who pretended to have died keep the same number? He needs a ph for medical appts obv and his voicemail box wouldn’t be full as he wasn’t a sociable man but why hold on to the old phone at all? And he would have had to ring Kush to find out the landlord’s details to ring them?

Is Halfway gone for good?

Anyone know when Stacey is back from maternity leave looking after Shaun?

Had halfway gone? I missed that bit. Where’s he meant to have gone?