EASTENDERS 38 - no spoilers. That means NEVER EVER

[Blondeshavemorefun]

Soooooooooo what an exciting 2 episodes

MEL is dead. Didnt expect that after the car crash tho agree would have looked more splattered and squashed , then just a bit of head blood on the road

Few weeks to Xmas - will Phil find out baby isn’t his

Don’t think Louise’s baby is keegans as he said he was a virgin to tiff

Tho when keanu starting dating LOUISE , keegan did say about his left overs so maybe he wasn’t a virgin .....

Would be an amazing twist if baby is black

Ollie. He could be a lot worse not sure why L is so cut olio

Not sure if anything else exciting is happening

Dentist and honey. She stays with him tho cheating

Ben bullying Martin. Needs to stop and Stacey to come back

Are kats kids going to make an appearance soon ?

Bobbys religion

What else have I missed

I reckon rainie will break Stuart’s heart and send him off the rails back to his old ways.

I'd love to see Jay and Whitney together - but that's just coz I do love jay so I'd like him to find someone nice

I'm not convinced Rainie is being a payer with Stu. I think she believes she is unloveable and has been surprised because he genuinely seems to love her. She'll probably deliberately ruin it to get in there before he does though.

Whitney needs to find herself before rushing off with another guy! So far they have all let her down.

Whitney can't have Jay though, 'cos Lola will have her eyes out !

CatFight of the Century , it'll be like Peggy'n'Pat when they fought over Frank

This is a reaaaaly borrrring episode.

Yep boring

And wouid Martin and Ben really swap personalities

Damn forgot about Lola - mind you she is a flake so ....... I'm baffled where Martin has suddenly got £1000's of £50 pound notes from? I reckon Ben is going to get Martin involved in trying to punish Jack somehow - things are looking typically bleak!

Lola and jay have no chemistry.

Martin is apparently debt collector now. You know how all those skint people who borrow from loan sharks always repay in £50s? It’s a well known fact.

Why does Martin keep telling everyone to ‘keep the change’?

Is it to show the viewers that he isn’t interested in money and is doing it only to prove to himself that he is a force to be reckoned with?

I forgot how much a simpering Rainey jars on me.

Ian got over his public humiliation very quickly. It was all pretty pointless really.

When Phil intended to knock Jack over in his car, all I could think about were those poor children nearly lost another parent. They can’t do that to the children again surely?

Surely Phil's first reaction (in the real world) would be to challenge Sharon. I thought faithless gangsters' molls were usually first in line for justice. The mixed bodies story was absurd, it would be all over the local media in no time and Coker's would be in deep poo.
Most shops round here won't take £50 notes anyway but I expect it's different in EE land.

Last night's wedge of cash was from stealing cars I think so £50s probably isn't unlikely

I forgot how much a simpering Rainey jars on me.

Me too. I’d happily see her go. Stuart doesn’t need a sidekick. He’s a great character on his own.

This whole ' Phil hard man ' bit is draining me now! Enough.
Poor Jack.
I think this years Christmas specials will be a bit rubbish.

The clever play writing child got on my nerves too. Yielding too much power.

Plus hasn't Grey got anything better to do.

The play writer is just to hammer home the climate change agenda. A good cause and worth highlighting etc , but she is superior about it and preachy which doesn't help!

Don't mind the climate change aspect but she is too precocious as a lot of the kids are in soaps

Also what the heck was jacks daughter on talking to Ben like that? I mean it was kinda funny but really?

Maybe I missed it but did jack not think at any point when his gag was off to say “umm, Phil, mate- what is it I’m supposed to have done to you?” He seemed to be just sitting there watching Phil’s face get purple.

I find all the violence and crime type stuff really tedious. It just doesn’t interest me at all. I hope the resolution of the Keanu / baby storyline is over soon because at this rate I’ll be completely fed up with it.

I also think that Mitch’s kid is starting to edge towards obnoxious.

I agree re the violence stuff. It would have more impact if it was a rarity but it’s every other week on eastenders.

I laughed tonight at Phil the bad guy. I think it’s just too expected now. Phil is like a comedy figure waving a gun around. I’m sure Keanu will realise he has no other option but to run away now he knows what Phil will do to him. Sharon will find out what Phil said and did to Jack and surely will have to confess the real father after Keanu escapes?

Bailey is annoying and why is Grey still skulking around the cafe and writing children’s letters.

Another objector to the violence here - it seemed particularly bad last night. I don't have children at home, but I can see that for those of you who do this would definitely have to be viewed after their bedtime. Whatever became of the watershed rules?

Walford's own Greta Thunberg was less endearing than the scriptwriters hoped, I think!

Grey is really annoying me. To everyone else he is a really decent guy. To bailey- how cute was he? He was protective over Whitney. To his kids his great. But to his wife he’s pure evil! Urgh. I suspect they’re going to do the whole personality transplant thing and just stop writing him as abusive so we all think he’s great. I want him exposed for what he is.

I think they are setting it up for Gray to be the nice guy to everyone, that no one would suspect would be beating up his wife. Except he is.

I think someone is going to be shot the Xmas with that gun. There’s so many guns in Walford.

Have Ben and Amy forgotten they are related?