Tennis thread: it's almost the off-season, but the tennis chat continues!

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It's not quite time to don your woolly jumpers or stoke up your log fires for the winter - still some tennis to be played this season!

An exciting, mathematically challenging WTFs continues, new Davis Cup soon, etc...

Thanks, Raahh

Shame, I thought they were a nice couple.

Isn’t it interesting, the Big 4, are all married to women they were in stable relationships with for years beforehand. I’m certain this personal stability enables them to focus on tennis.
Zverev seems to be taking the playboy route...

Sascha posted "ignore us and just enjoy the sunset" love it!

Lol yeah ok Sascha

"It all began when their eyes met across the middle of Lidl..."

Hmm I don’t think you post pictures like that if you want to be ignored! Don’t think they have any Lidl’s there!

It all began when their eyes met across the middle of Lidl..."

nah - they deffo met in Wilko!!

Nowt to do with tennis- but why have got crown smilies? Is it for the programme? How random.

Hhmm! Thanks for pointing that out Raahh

I thought perhaps they were paper hats from Christmas crackers but it shows as "tcrgrin" for example, which would indicate "The Crown"

Weird because there is also a star and a halo, which I took to be new Christmasy things......

maybe it is a Christmas cracker one, but I'm wondering if someone one at MNHQ is a big Crown fan. Or a Royalist.

But we have a already, from the Jubilee. Maybe they forgot?

I think the Star originated as a Woolly hugs thing ,but I might be wrong.

I do like the halo though. .

I noticed the crowns. Huh. Yet we still have to type out tennis, to get

The injustice!!

Hope everyone's well. Quiet on the tennis front isn't it. Can't say I like it tbh.

I've nothing to report whatsoever. What can I mindlessly chat about? I'm sure I'll come up with something...

Private I'm still fillng my time with mindless Christmas films.

They are all merging into one.

I saw a picture of Rafa at Disneyland with his family. That's as close to tennis related as I can get
Oh, and Andy Murray was talking to Scott Mills on the radio. They were talking about when Scott was on Strictly with his mum, and they formed the 'crap dancers club' (membership of 2).

Scott also cut Andy's hair off for charity when it was still long- and it has been short ever since .

Well my only tennis news is Bethanie Mattel-Sands flashing her boobs in the snow

Raahh because I know you don't watch the jungle - Ant & Dec said Myles is bringing out an aftershave for Christmas called Rak Sewage

Jane Rak Sewage

That is genius. I wish I could watch the jungle- but I have to curtail my crap tv watching somewhere- and well creepy crawlies .

FFS.

Football is in Amazon Prime. Which means Dh , who usually watches it on his pc, is annoying me in the living room. And we don't have another tv.

Not that there is anything else on- other than Christmas films. .

This had better not become a regular occurance .

Bloody football on here too.

I think Amazon are getting quite a bit of football aren't they? Football is as bad as tennis for being on so many different "platforms". So annoying.

Puts me off getting Amazon for the tennis because then I'd have to put up with even more football

Jane I have just had 'words' and said when the tennis comes back, he goes back to watching on his pc. There's far less tennis I can watch, compared to the amount of football around- so it's only fair!

It is such a rip off for sports fans- especially if, like my mother you like a lot of different sports. She spends a lot of money on Sky sports. And gets less and less for it by the week.

I see all the footie fans are complaining about Amazon - if you have live scores it ruins the game because Amazon is behind by about a minute, it's slow, it freezes etc etc.

Welcome to our world eh?!

And they don't even have loads of different courts to try and work out from the description which one is actually showing the match you want!!

... I quite like the crown emojis

I got so bored I went and tidied the kitchen and now I'm missing I'm a Celebrity. Grr. Roll on summer!

Yes, dh has been moaning that the camera angles are rubbish and the fact the commentary sounds like it's muffled.

At least it's not AC.

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