SCD 2019: the glitz and glamour that is Blackpool. STRICTLY NO SPOILERS!

[GrouchyKiwi]

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I have nothing useful to add but I get nervous when you’re not on my 'threads I’m on' so hello.

Watching ITT - Karim holding Amy by the neck was a bit awkward.

Alex's cuddle into Neil was sweet though.

Just watched some death drops - it wasn't so much my groin that screamed and tried to hide behind the settee as my arthritic knee. I'm going to try and coax it out with some ibuprofen and an athletic support now...

Death drops look like what my toddler DS does every time he has a tantrum!

Wow, Tiffany from Eastenders can dance!

A gentle caress with Deep Heat lures my knee out of it's "safe place"

Zoidberg

The only thing that my knee responds to is fire.

Don't talk to me about knees...I have one that sets the alarms off in airports and another which has unilaterally decided to retire from active service.

I could a death drop at any moment...

I could do a death drop...

I could possibly do a death drop.

I just would never get up from it and my split difference would never be the same again.

What I want to know is . . . what do the death-droppers do with their bollox?

Do they do the Sumo wrestler thing where they learn how to push them back up inside, and then bandage them in, or what?

They can't possibly use them as a cushion to break their fall.

Yes it's all tucked up and away.

I'm not sure if that doesn't make me feel even queasier, Mrs Jayy

It kinda makes me feel a bit clammy and I have no bits

Ha! Kevin beating Gorka in the Children in Need special made me look forward to the Xmas Special that bit more I suspect the Xmas audience will throw Gorks a bone as he is dancing with Gemma...depends if they employ BabyWarz

rage yes, I think its going to be between the 2 RL couples with Pissy Gorka winning due to (1) babywarz and (2) because we've not seen them dance together before. I assume they'll be doing a slow romantic dance aswell as Gemma was always better in those. Still not sure how the height difference will work though in hold if she has heels on

ITT was more than a bit daft last night, with all those games, ( I don't mind one) but with all that spare time they could 've shown some great older dances.

I didn't watch CIN but those 2 EE girls definitely could dance just from the bit they did in ITT. I thought that Jase Don looked more like Jason Orange , talk about fake tan heaven (or hell) . Chris Biggs looked like he's lost quite a bit of weight.

@SchadenfreudePersonified, I'm still behind the settee waving a tube of Deep Heat - am I doing something wrong? This can't go on - I need to get to Sainsbury's before Strictly tonight!

@Zoidbergonthehalfshell - don't know about your Sainsbury's but ours has just set up a Lindt pick n mix stand. We're raiding it later for Strictly tonight.

@iklboo that's the pick n mix stand of dreams..

@iklboo That's it, I'm off to Sainsbury's, reluctant knee or not!

Bloody Hell, iklboo!