Professional Masterchef 2019: KLAXON

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The new series starts on Tuesday 5 November at 8pm, BBC2!

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Great great Olivia

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An ode to monkfish!! How very poetic

Shitwell is being very poetic tonight

Olivia is surely a winning prospect.

I like this Jimi chap too.

Marcus and Monica were both using "... but" tones. I am confused.

We've just said that Grouchy - there was something very odd about the editing.

Sweetbreads don't do it for me. I've never like the texture of bollock ( alive or dead)

Olivia seems like she stolen those recipes

Brown sludge yuck

Doesn't look bad. But sweetbread no fanku

GrouchyPuppy is being very cuddly (not on my lap, I'm not a masochist). I love that.

Not impressed, Comedy Moustache. Looks terrifying, to be honest.

Yes why did they have the BUT voices?

They are a gland I think Proper not a bollock but same applies

Aren't sweetbreads the pancreas or thymus or something hideous like that?

I'm afraid Yann looks as though he might be dripping sweat into his pans. No thanks.

I don't understand how anybody likes sweet bread or offal.

More sludge

Mouldy washing up sponge

Not a clafoutis, Moustache. A disappointment.

@GrouchyKiwi one of mine says hi. Actually both mayb. No Sooty cba

Any of ye drownded today

Good lass.
I like Grace, admire a woman with the chutzpah to wear primark on prime time.(not this one). And she's funny.
Oh Yann. That's not looking attractive.

That looks RANK

OH and I have just had the 'are sweetbreads bollocks' convo yet again. No! Thymus gland or pancreas.

Still vom