Professional Masterchef 2019: KLAXON

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The new series starts on Tuesday 5 November at 8pm, BBC2!

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Checking in

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Clears throat and.............................................

NO GREGGGGGG wee hee!

Invention test. We shall see....

Rice. Easy.

Evening all 😄

Evening Mastercheffians!

Yes! Best day! Gregggggg fucked off.

Taking bets on how many risottos we get

He heard us!, but what shall I do with my excess of fuck offs?

Mammy just asked what I'd cook. I said rabbit risotto!!!

I think Freddy needs some Fuck Offs.

Save them Vexed you'll need them next week

Fear not. You'll need them later, Proper . They won't go to waste.

What's Freddy done to deserve them? I quite like a posh small boy.

Rice pudding. VOM.

Eew. That rice pudding sounds rank

If I save them up I'll be fit to burst next episode!

Also: I was embarrassingly grown up when I discovered that prunes are dried plums.

Ah, no wonder Freddy is so confident.

Oh I like a good invention test

Freddie is totally cheating.

Someone should make rice Krispy cakes or egg fried rice

I'm here and I have 🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷 for everyone!

Rice pudding at this stage is either really brave or really stupid!

Freddy rice needs to be the key. Not an afterthought.

Monica is so much better than speaking cock

I love rice pudding.

ProperVexed I find Freddy too confident in an annoying way. Cocky.

I saw Shitwell, he's always short of few fuck offs.
All these fancy schmancy rice puddings. I'm not impressed.

Curlys dish is...odd!