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There are 9 billion bicycles in the world. But The Apprentice can't sell even 1

207 replies

dillite · 23/10/2019 17:51

It's a fact. It's a truth we won't deny at 9pm tonight.

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ellenanora5 · 23/10/2019 21:19

Jesus bike balls!

No thanks

Iwantacookie · 23/10/2019 21:19

I had a bike that colour. When I was 5 Confused just why would you?

ellenanora5 · 23/10/2019 21:20

Thomas reminds of Rob Beckett

Grannybags · 23/10/2019 21:20

Thomas is a bit much

YoureAllABunchOfBastards · 23/10/2019 21:20

The poor guy at the computer - he looked like he wanted to thump Thomas

SmilingButClueless · 23/10/2019 21:20

Isn’t an e-fit something that they do with criminals?

Dramaofallama · 23/10/2019 21:21

Thomas really does come across aggressive, didny lord sugar warn him about that?

psychomath · 23/10/2019 21:21

I think the orange bike is hideous, but all the bike wonks I know seem to love hideous designs so it'll probably sell millions

ellenanora5 · 23/10/2019 21:21

Lottie is all about keeping the bike clean, I don't like those colours

peppinanna · 23/10/2019 21:21

I don't mind Thomas but I think he needs to chill out a bit and stop with the aggressive approach

Grannybags · 23/10/2019 21:21

@SmilingButClueless we said that!

ellenanora5 · 23/10/2019 21:22

Oh dear god the lycra, nope!

peppinanna · 23/10/2019 21:23

I actually really like Ryan-Michael McIntyre

AutumnCrow · 23/10/2019 21:23

Yep Rob Beckett's big angry brother

YoureAllABunchOfBastards · 23/10/2019 21:24

They should make a Lycra version of Thomas' suit

dillite · 23/10/2019 21:24

I get a feeling that Lottie isn't someone who actually rides bikes. She owns a bike but doesn't probably ride it.

Thomas is coming across as an aggressive dickhead.

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TheMarzipanDildo · 23/10/2019 21:24

I love Ryan-Mark too

SmilingButClueless · 23/10/2019 21:24

Ryan-Mark still annoys me but he does make some good points

Dramaofallama · 23/10/2019 21:24

Well lottie team don't seem to know what bike they made, named or who they are selling it too Confused

peppinanna · 23/10/2019 21:25

Lottie puts me in a bad mood every time she speaks

BastardGoDarkly · 23/10/2019 21:25

They make my brain hurt 🤦‍♀️

AutumnCrow · 23/10/2019 21:25

Thomas is an E-Fit of Rob Beckett. Have you seen this man?

TheMarzipanDildo · 23/10/2019 21:26

Aphrodite is like sanitary pad branding

SmilingButClueless · 23/10/2019 21:27

The bike matches Aisha’s jacket

AutumnCrow · 23/10/2019 21:27

Oh god those Aphrodite lights look like a sexual entertainment venue