There are 9 billion bicycles in the world. But The Apprentice can't sell even 1

[dillite]

It's a fact. It's a truth we won't deny at 9pm tonight.

Sausageroll the scripted trying and failing to sound spontaneous one liners are so unbelievably cringeworthy.
Agree Karen is negative and her constant expression that theres a bad smell around.

The best suralan one liner was a few years ago: ‘ ‘you’ve gone from anchor to wanker’!

Has Karen borrowed Simon Cowell’s trousers?! The waist was just under her boobs at one point.

We are convinced that Thomas is actually an actor plant in this house. Surely no one is really that cockney?

I like Baroness Karren Rita Brady. I think she's great.

Does anyone know what happened to Margaret after she left to do her Egyptology degree?

Ugh Alan's jokes are so awful. Even the most sycophantic candidate isn't cracking a smile.
I miss Nick's one liners - so much funnier and less cringey than siralan's.
"You were all over it like a tramp on chips" springs to mind.

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