Proper Greg, Razor Ruddock or Hyperactive Vicky? Take your pick for the SLEB MASTERCHEF FINAL

[Halsall]

I know which one I'm rooting for.

Get a vet for Vicky's lamb, ther's still hope

Oh yuck more lamb fat. Fucking cook it

Ooh just copped that bit of lamb. It's baahing!!!

Mmm. Revised my opinion. Think the boys have spaffed it. No Little Jimmy.

I'm not sure they need a Vet, I reckon I could bring the lamb back round.

Did they even taste either of the lamb? or just skate around it being viable?

Jesus bicky’s lamb looks so fucking disgusting

Think Gregs got it.... As long that neanderthal ex ⚽ doesn't win...

Sorry phone rang Halsall ten down ten to go, so halfway at least, won't be doing much for weekend at all

Johns face. Like what does canny mean!!

Enrique

Well. Proper Greg is definitely winning. Bicky had a few too many negatives.

Ugh. Vicky's little speech at the end was sick making.

Bicky lost it on that lamb I think. Although both lambs were rubbish for different reason. Like lads render the damn fat.

Go Greg!

To be honest, they gush about how wonderful the food is, but to me it looks undercooked, including Vicky's asparagus and it always looks stone cold, which it will be as they faff about filming.

I just wish these programmes wouldn't take us for mugs all the time.

Bicky thinks she has had praise that she doesn’t deserve... we agree with you tbh babes

Knew it based on today.

Yaaaay!

Greg 😂

John: "get it off meeee!!!"

Poor John, being hugged against his will.

It's been lovely watching with you all.
Hope everyone heals up and are feeling a million times better by the time professionals rolls around.

And phew that they ignored the lamb fat so Razor didn't win.

Nah. Proper Greg.
Right, dd for sale, she's just said she prefersfucking tit head greggggg to John. No child of mine!
Ok when is proper mc?

There is no way Vicky could have learned to cook that well in a few weeks. I don't believe that she couldn't cook before, either that or she's been having lessons.

I feel bad about Bicky because I've read things about her eating disorder....but gosh, she was full-on. I do think the best one won.