Proper Greg, Razor Ruddock or Hyperactive Vicky? Take your pick for the SLEB MASTERCHEF FINAL

[Halsall]

I know which one I'm rooting for.

Proper Greg to win. I don't dislike Vicky but struggle watching her with the gurning and constant movement! She seems nice though

I am finding Proper Greg far too earnest and serious today, Shirley. (I think it was you who mentioned that the other day.) I might have to support Bicky after all.

Good lord, GrouchyPuppy is dropping some terrible smells. I need rescuing.

Neil's starter is lovingly ripped off from Monica

Yes @GrouchyKiwi, that line about forgetting the Olympics cos masterchef is more important. Oh fuck off mate

Razors main is a little bland looking (not taste wise but looks wise)

That is a huge lump of tuna

Both of those lamb dishes look rank, the fat not nearly rendered enough

Am feeling like the dishes ripped off from Monica are a bit of a piss take tbh

The cooking lessons haven't paid any attention to the style any of the contestants were developing.
It's so jarring.

Well, Razor's out of the running.

Agree re the lamb fat

I'm here but 15mins behind due to DC sport running late.

Will try to catch up afterwards with you all. Go Greg!

Heck that lamb looks unappealing

Ah Greg. Poncy starter presentation. And he was bitching in the Michelin kitchen!! Hypocrite.

That fat

Oh eurgh. That lamb fat 🤮

PG's starter looked lovely. Agree that the lamb fat looks disgusting, but everything else on that plate looks nice.

Stealing the dessert from MonMon is definitely taking the piss (as was Neil's starter).

Tarragon. GACK. The only liquorice thing I like is sambuca!

Indeed. Boak. But that pud.

They completely ignored the lamb fat

Tarragon just dominates everything

How can they have said that lamb was beautifully cooked???!

I feel like they’re always excessively positive in the final

Nice starter. I'd order it

Oh that looks lovely

Fat again. Although slightly better looking.

Bicky's lamb is still baaing.