Home and Away era Hanging out at Salt with Dean

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New thread for H&A chatter natter. No spoilers on this one pls

Ryder should have realised Jade wasn't sincere and was up to something surely

Teenage boy being offered sex with a hot woman way out of his league? I think you're over expecting on how much he's thinking it through. Poor Rhyder. He was a dick to Raffy but he doesn't deserve this

Yeah I see your point. Never liked her from the start. How're your twins doing @SleepingStandingUp?

Yeah she was clearly always going to be a bad 'un. Our Roo knew!!!!!!

Twins are good, doubled their weight in 10 weeks!!

Yeah, disliked her from the moment she tried hitting on Dean.

That's good, mine is up to 10IB now

Is she sleeping well?

Yeah she mostly only wakes up once a night. How about yours?

Oh so jealous lol. Every 3 hours so normally fed 11, 2 and 5 then 5 am feed is awful and they take ages to resettle or DH takes them down stairs after 6 am where thry go to sleep!!

Aw lol, you must be shattered a lot with twins. I had a weird dream last night that she was one of triplets lol

We're the other two boys? Perhaps they're mine 😂😂😂

Sometimes I look at two babies and wonder where one is, it's the weirdest feeling

Lol they were both boys actually 😂

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Aw Sleeping, you need Grace the wonder baby to give Martin and Lance a few tips, they’ll be striding across the room to put themselves to bed for a 12hr kip in no time 😂

Even I was feeling sorry for Ryder today, although i wouldn’t mind someone pointing out that this is why you don’t just follow your dick and dump your perfectly nice (and chronically ill) girlfriend for every hot chick who winks at you in Salt... Bella’s a right bitch these days, maybe she can mention it 😆 Glad Roo stuck by him rather than the tired old soap trope of family and friends believing the random newbie 🙄

In other news, Colby can get fucked, one of my pet hates is men telling women they’re ‘embarrassing’ themselves or to have some dignity when they’re merely expressing some emotion. I wasn’t keen on her before but I’m Team Mack all the way now. I hope Colby comes a-grovelling and she kicks him in to touch!

Oops, name change fail above! That’s what I get for trying to ask an anonymous question on the DIY forum 🙈

Whack it with a hammer.
Love the idea of NC fo embarrassing DIY questions.

Dear MN, I want a revolving cupboard for my dildos but DH and I can't agree where to store the cock rings and butt plugs. Has anyone got any cupboards they can share?

Yes hope everyone supports him, he's a dope but he wouldn't do that, I hope Mack has his back too. He does always try his best to have hers.

Grace can teach them how to sleep and Aster can teach hem how to go without food every few hours 😂😂

I am so far behind with this at the moment.

DH and DS will never leave me in peace long enough to have a really good binge watch to catch up 😂

Hahaha Sleeping... and I thought I’d managed to delete my butt plug post 💁‍♀️ I don’t even know why I name-changed, it was such a boring question about converting a house 🙈 maybe it was the shame of it being such a dull thread.

OnlyLiving we’re missing you! You’re the OG as the kids say 😆 get the family out to do the big shop and get binging! Shit’s about to get real no spoilers

What's og?

I'm here, on my sofa, DS out at the cinema with his girlfriend (on a school night 😮) - and DH is here too 🤦🏼‍♀️

Might just MAKE him watch it.

I can't even tell you how far behind I am as it's just disgraceful (except I can: Ziggy is just about to go off for her trial with the pit crew...)

Fortunately, I am the queen of spoilers so I don't mind knowing what you guys have already seen

I do feel for Ryder. But surely Colby is going to have doubts over a random (and not very pleasant) stranger who was stealing from her employer and unable to pay her rent on time.

OG:

www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=OG

I obviously watch waaaay too much shite, it’s said on Geordie Shore and Teen Mom and a load of other tut on MTV 😂

I think the last episode had a preview of the shit that’s about to get real... Ouroboros is back in town ☹️🐍

Also Onlyliving I force my DH to watch all manner of crap with me, he has a terrible compulsion to watch things to the end once he’s started, which I totally exploit by accidentally-on-purpose sticking H&A on when he’s in the vicinity...

Minute one, DH: ‘Urgh not H&A’
Minute 10, DH: ‘Ha yeah right, as if Dean could beat him up! God Robbo’s put on weight’ etc etc 🤣

surely Colby is going to have doubts over a random (and not very pleasant) stranger who was stealing from her employer
She's claiming he stole the money tho and there's no evidence either way. And as the females always get the shot over sex tapes it's unusual for it to be them posting it I guess. Plus it's on his phone. I'd have thought given the counter allegation tho they'd have taken her phone and checked it

Fi - it's as if you were in my living room this evening 😂

Minute one, DH: ‘Urgh not H&A’
Minute 10, DH: ‘Ha yeah right, as if Dean could beat him up! God Robbo’s put on weight’ etc etc

Chez OnlyLiving this evening:
DH: [reading improving book]
Me: I'm just going to put Home and Away on; I'm miles behind - do you mind?
DH: [reading improving book] Ugh.
10 minutes later

DH: Look, I know that Dean shouldn't have just turned up at Ziggy's work without checking with her beforehand, but she's been ignoring his calls for ages now, and she didn't need to be such a cow to him when he did turn up. And I can't believe that a lawyer would just turn up to Robbo and Jasmine like that without making a proper appointment beforehand. Anyone can see that he's completely traumatised by having to listen to her describe everything that she went through when she was kidnapped.

Me: 🤨