Home and Away era Hanging out at Salt with Dean

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New thread for H&A chatter natter. No spoilers on this one pls

Jade is awful. I hope she leaves soon. Fancy being rude to Summer Bay royalty Roo

Agree re Jade being rude to lovely Roo 😤 I thought Roo’s hair looked nice though! Nice and shiny!

Ryder trying to tell his grandfather he had sex... Ick. He really needs some friends his own age!

That was awful wasn't it

I find it amazing that Tori’s medical team has failed to mention before that bringing her baby in would be a good idea. It’s been weeks!

I know Cherrypie32 I've been annoyed about it since Tori collapsed!

Is it wrong that I'm seeing the upcoming fallout from Ryder's 'first time' with Nasty Jade as Karma for Ryder treating lovely Raffy so poorly?

Probably @uhtredswoman... I guess a realistic portrayal of egocentric teenagers though. But Ryder definitely needs more more friends... who else is there: loopy Bella on her own track?
I liked it when there was a whole gaggle of them - all falling in and out of line with each other, getting caught up in Grown Up Stuff! Hunter, VJ, Olivia et al

*love with each other 🙄

The background for @paddy.oco on Instagram this morning.... is the whole of Summer Bay a lie????

???

I've just had a nosey. It looks like the beach views aren't real I'm sure they are though?!

I guess it covers them if the weather is crap and they need it as scener?

Palm beach is stunning

Totally agree regarding grimness of Ryder trying to tell Grumps about his all night shagathon 🤢 his terrible shirts were also causing my spag bol to sit uneasy in my stomach 😂

Jade is awful, and I’m sad that Ryder is so besotted with her... I thought Maz might make a snippy comment about getting over Raffy quickly when Ryder was shag-bragging to her in the diner, and then I remembered it’s Summer Bay, so not only do people move on super quickly, but actually they’ve all had Raffy deleted from their brains by giant alien space probes 🤣

Lots of various selfishness from Bella, Colby, Ziggy and Dean over the past few eppies, particularly when broken-hearted Mack came with beers to cry on Dean’s shoulder, only for him to go on about missing Ziggy within about 17 seconds. IRL you’d be like ‘err, I’ve just been dumped, can we talk about me for five minutes please?’ Plus no one listening to poor old Willow, with that shite old trope of talking over the top of her and then rushing off 😆

Note to Mack-tress: you’re not Joan Rivers, stop pumping that crap in to your face 😬

UhtredsWoman No it is right and just, Ryder must bear out his punishment for being a giant dick to Raffy 😑

but actually they’ve all had Raffy deleted from their brains by giant alien space probes
😂😂😂😂
Last week Maz was crying that Raffy hadn't told her about going back to school, but she seems to have recovered from that now.

Even Colby looks creeped out by Bella's insistence that they spend every second of the day together. Poor guy. He'll be hoping for lots of double shifts.

Oh yeah, I thought there was going to be some kind of SL for Maz about empty nesters feeling depressed and purposeless, but of course instead she got over it in a day and went back to putting her hand on Leah’s arm and looking concerned 😐

Hahaha re Colby hoping for double shifts, he could always confess to sarge that he’s a big fat murderer, and feel the sweet relief of being locked up away from Bell-end for 20 years 😆

Robbo really doesn’t want Tori to wake up does he.

Maggie offering to help Bell-end during The Holidays? - does that school ever open

I think he's just proud worried she'll die, like all the other women in his life. Watch out Jazz

@Drum2018 I was wondering that myself. We must be going see Christmas trees soon if they're only just going into the school holidays.

@Cherrypie32 he seems completely uninterested in Tori. Very cold. I don't like how they've written it, even though I know it's because the actress has been on maternity leave.

He's trying to stop Justin doing something stupid cos he doesn't want get to die, that's not disinterested

Disagree. He’s gone to the farm already in his mind to play happy families with Jazzy and Grace. Tori would bugger that plan up.