Home and Away era Hanging out at Salt with Dean

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New thread for H&A chatter natter. No spoilers on this one pls

I’m fast forwarding all the Robbo/Jazzy/Tori stuff, I know the actress is on mat leave so there’s no tension or drama in the storyline IMO. Justin gets told she’s worse/no hope/fights with Robbo or Mason/gets arm patted by Leah, who makes as close to a ‘concerned face’ as possible with half a ton of Botox pumped in to it, rinse, repeat, snore 🤪

In fact, I’m just watching the Ryder scenes in gleeful anticipation of this obnoxious cow Jade giving him swift retribution for being a twat to Raffy.

Also not keen on Martha/Alf stuff, Martha didn’t give a shit whether he or Roo lived or died for 30 years, bit late to be coming the anxious mother/wife now luv!!

By uninterested I mean he didn't even think about taking the baby to spend time with Tori until Alex mentioned it.

Btw Dr Alex reminds me of Karl Kennedy - ready for emergencies, mental health, first aid, home visits...

CurbsideProphet maybe, I put it down to him being the kind of guy who just didn't see any point in it cos she wasn't awake and Grace was so young. As son as Alex said it was beneficial, he went.

Yes true he's very black and white about these things!

Jazzy is annoying me now.

Shut up Jazzy! She's supposed to be a paed nurse who, for some unknown reason, was working in A&E. She's not an expert in coma patients! Who does she think she is to be butting in like that?!

Yep. Ok so if Robbo does care Jazzy def sees her life plan going tits up if Tori wakes up. She’s just a nurse. Where does she get off questioning coma specialists decisions.

Ok bit mean, but i find myself fascinated by willow and alexs teeth.
So many

Jazzy was all "oh I don't know the full details of Tori's care". No shit Sherlock!

Yeah def don't think Jazzy is so invested in her waking...

@Samcro I know what you mean! Bless, they’re So Happy In Love right now. But you know it’ll never last ... there’ll be drama before long because no one is allowed to remain that happy indefinitely

Robbo: "I thought it was important for Grace to be with her mother". Ah finally he gets it 😀

Got it on the right thread this time!

Haha we can't mention Robbo over there, hell show up Ellys parenting!!

Tbf Robbo I kinda sympathise with. He's the "but she's unconscious so how would she know, hospital is no place for a baby" kind of guy. Jazzy on the other hand and her medical team...

Why is Alex so involved? She's head of ED, not an ICU doctor, or a neurologist. Why would she even be in the room?!

Alex (and any other main character in a hospital) is the equivalent to Karl Kennedy!
They obviously know everything 🙄

Alex: I must attend to another patient
Me: you mean... you mean there’s more than 1 patient in this hospital 😱😅

I was v confused that Tori was put in the emergency department rather than their equivalent of intensive care though hooray she's finally awake and recognises Grace! She'll be home within a week

I want to know what's happened to Leah, so hopefully if I pop over to the spoiler thread someone there will know!

Tori’s being a right cow about poor Grace! For once I agreed with J. Jeff, sort it out for Grace’s sake, selfish woman!*

*Yes I know it’s all over in like 0.75 of an episode... bit pointless 🙄

Also why is Justin being a knob??

Minute 1: Tori finally recognises Grace
Minute 2: Justin starts custody battle AGAIN... Change the scripts please!!

"That's not my baby."

Well, she's not wrong, is she? It's one of eight random babies, all of whom are at least twice as old as the baby she supposedly gave birth to only six weeks ago... Well spotted, Tori!

@Fi1982 tbf ages been in a coma and is still confused, overwhelmed and recovering. But harsh lol. Whereas Justin is being a dick

@AppropriateAdult I thought the same 😂

Justin has been doing my head in for ages - just shut up!

And now we’re going have weeks of him flying off the handle about Leah not being foundrightnowimnvergoingtoseeheragainohwoeisme

The writers are really keen on these long burning storylines at the moment.

Yes, long burning & all about Justin - Ava, Tori, Leah... Can we have a storyline that doesn't involve him?! Maybe once Leah's back & Tori's miraculously cured he could take a little break & go stay with Brody for a month... or 12...