EASTENDERS 37 - no spoilers or else blondes will kick you butt !!!!

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Ladies I’m away so haven’t seen Friday but recent storylines

Bobby has found religion

Gray needs to be found out he is a wife beater

Phil needs to find out he isn’t the father and Keane is

Blackmailer MEL - what will she do next

Dentist and honey .....

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Sharon was unlucky getting pregnant by Ken : I would be mortified to have a baby at that age. I had ds2 at 32 and that was hard going at times let alone 50 and the blooming menopause hitting as well!
Denny is at that awkward age too. Absolute nightmare.

Yes 50 would be high risk

I was high risk at 43 and had scans and consultants every 3w

And as ivf and over 40- I was induced as they don’t like 40/40

Ian being hit was funny

And off they go to elope - Gretna anyone

My mum had my sister at 35 and seen as high risk she had me at 18 so i can remember her talking about being a "geriatric" mum.

They couldn't buy bacon yesterday how are they going to get to Scotland

I wondered about their fates too. They must be hitchhiking?

Yes Shaz is high risk. I was 39 and was a geriatric and underwent additional tests. With the stress Shaz is under, I’m surprised she isn’t having a weekly scan!

I meant fares!!!

Can't buy food out the mini mart but now they can elope? With what money? I bet that Bernie or Bailey tell Karen by mistake and they go after them.
Mel really is a piece of work. I know she's upset about Hunter and her and Sharon have history, but to do this is really bad. She must know how much it'll upset her god daughter as well. Why do this to Lou? She knows that Phil would tell her too of course and how devastated she'll be. It really is all about Mel isn't it?

I also don't buy into the whole ' Keegan is so nice' thing as I remember him terrorising Derek and Honey in the shop and how horrible he used to be! He was good at being a baddie.
It's nice his had a 360 degree turn I suppose but they have made him too good now. Still , I guess they have enough bad men already so I shouldn't moan really thinking about it..
Yes, Sharon would be monitored a lot as her age is a factor. I have a feeling that something may happen to the baby as well although nothing has signalled this thus far!

Mel is becoming deranged. I keep thinking of Jack Nicholson in The Shining, 'Heeeer's Melly'. Bonkers.
If Jay wanted to disrespect Terry's corpse he had plenty of time when he was in the open casket at undertakers. He could have pissed on him or something.
Can you still elope to Scotland? Bet there's admin probs these days.
What has Shirl done to her face? Looks different. All the women now have sparkly, Vaseline'd cheekbones.

Jay did put Terry in the kit of his rival football team. That was disrespectful without being gross.

I’ve missed a couple of episodes recently, the Halloween one and I think one after it. Who is Terry please? And what’s jay up to?

Maybe they will hitch hike? Though must cost some money to get married in GG £50 for register fee?

I think shakil’s death shocked/scared Keegan into wising up and realising where he was headed if he didn’t start behaving.

Mel needs to go. For a minute last night I could see murder in Sharon’s eyes! I think she’ll try and kill Mel.

I hope Sharon does murder her so the secret never comes out! I know it's a soap but fgs can't any family ever be happy and left alone?

I do think the twist will be the baby is Phils in the end and he takes it off Sharon. He did after all get Denise pregnant at a similar age. Mel is so annoying omg the whole car thing was OTT get rid of her keep the Mitchell's together minus Ben because I can't stand the little worm

Yes I would prefer the secret not get out. Yet. I think they could keep that one for a big duff duff in years to come. We could have a Kat and Zoe style “you ain’t my dad” screaming match between Keanu and teenage baby in the middle of the square.

I don’t think the baby is Phil’s. Sharon did a DNA test that said he wasn’t if I remember properly?

I bet eloping is harder these days! A Lot more forms.
' if you want to elope press one' .. !

It’s a wonder people can’t get married online these days in soapland

@RowenaMud oh god yes of course she did sorry morning brain!! X

You need. To fill out intent to marry forms a month before the wedding so they would need to hang about Gtetna for a few weeks 😀 Tiffany just wouldn't need parental permission

Gretna* I've not seen last night's but Mel's plot is well and truly lost.

I’m imaging Lisa will confront Mel, tell her she’s overstepping the Mark, Mel will lose it completely and kidnap Louise just around her due date and louise will go into labour. Then Shaza will go into labour and Ken will be torn between who to go to.

Oh my goodness! I’m watching classic EE- I didn’t know there used to be a different Peggy Mitchell!

Sheen not been in it yet? Who do you mean? There so a classic eastenders thread on go where spoilers are allowed because they have alredy happened!

Yes Peggy Mitchell in today’s first episode of classic EE (so not a spoiler as it’s been aired) but not played by Barbara Windsor.