EASTENDERS 37 - no spoilers or else blondes will kick you butt !!!!

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Ladies I’m away so haven’t seen Friday but recent storylines

Bobby has found religion

Gray needs to be found out he is a wife beater

Phil needs to find out he isn’t the father and Keane is

Blackmailer MEL - what will she do next

Dentist and honey .....

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Last time I saw the mauve bag was at Karen's place. I don't recall Ken having it , but I am probably wrong.
Sharon May have kept a copy or something? It's doubtful though.
Phil has to find out ; its probs now on the back burner till the end of the year. Will just bubble away for a few weeks ; Lou might even get suspicious of ken and overhear them talking about it at Mel's funeral?
I guess it'll be all about Gray n Chan now he knows she lost the baby or the Carters in crisis over Ollie.
Shirley had a nerve moaning about Linda. She left her kids to the man out of the parklife video and Jimbo died from his CF complications! She was hardly ' mum if he year' herself back in the day.

Bailey and Keegan dumped tge bag in the arches because Bailey was annoyed about litter (or something)

The whole ' crash could be on the A 12 '
Thing was funny! Any road out of east London ( Hackney) on the way to the A12 and Stansted airport is so busy in the day time. If it had been done at night time it might have been a bit more realistic to be so empty , but during the day time it's nose to tail all the way up to that airport! You would also need more than 30 minutes to get there!

Mrsjayy, the mysterious bag was in the arches ( put there by Bailey ) but it was moved again somehow and ended up at Karen's flat. I recall it being on the floor and the camera was on it for a few seconds. It then hasnt been mentioned since.

Oh right I lost the trail at the garage

Phil had the purple bag amongst his rubbish and dumped it after bailey had tried to get him to recycle. She then took the bag back to Karen’s with the rest of her recycling and then decided to teach Phil a lesson by hiding his rubbish in the arches (not sure how that teaches him a lesson but whatever!) so she/Keegan shoved it in some shelves in the garage. That’s the last place we saw it.

I thought after the shelf in the garage billy had it and put it on the Mitchell’s kitchen table?

Ahh, so the mauve bag is still in the arches where nobody works and hardly any cars go into? Ken was in there the other day thinking about it, but not for long ( nobody does a full days work )
Maybe Ben will find it?
He would love discovering this secret.

No billy put some other papers (cant remember what) on the kitchen table and Sharon hurriedly shoved her DNA letter amongst it when either Phil or Louise arrived back at the house while she was reading it. Then Phil later scooped up the whole pile of papers to throw out. (Without looking at them and who carries their rubbish round the square instead of tossing it in their own bin?) then bailey tried to get him to recycle it, he refused, dumped it, she gathered it up, took it to Karen’s then brainwave! Hid it in the garage.

It’s sad that I know all this

Keanu brought the bag to Sharon with the invoices from the arches. He didn't know it was his baby ATT.
Sharon questioned him on what it was. He was clueless, she destroyed it.
Someone read it to take it from squished in the corner and add it to Phil's paperwork. 🤔

Ridiculous you would throw a huge secret with such personal info in the rubbish. Only in soap land.

Was it Billy. I thought it was Keanu.

OOoh! I’ve clearly not been as committed fan as I thought! I must have missed that episode!

So who do we think read it? I think Ben or Denny. Probably Ben.

My money is on Ben finding The Purple Bag .

Ben and Lola were on a mission to ruin Phil.
He will have stored this vital nugget of information to use at his convenience .
The baby isn't going anywhere and neither are Sharon and Phil ......for now

So the DNA results are floating about somewhere ?

The mauve bag it is then... it
May make an appearance with the turkey and sprouts. A bit like the way someone found out the parentage of some child once in the vic in Xmas day ., ( Roxy Shaun and Jack? Amy? in a cracker!)
Ben hates most people apart from Callum so his top of the pops to break up the party.

Ooh but Callum is bens angel of good conscience so if he finds out what Ben has planned he might step in and talk him out of it.

So many theories! I love it

Callum can't really control Ben. He may think he can , but he can't.
Ben is a Mitchell. They play by their own rules.
I still think Lou will get wind of something with Ken and put it together then tell her dad. She nearly caught Ken n Sharon once , but was put off the scent.
There are a few about who would love to pull Sharon down : Lisa is another suspect because of Melanie etc.
Could be an interesting funeral but an inquest first! Or should be.

No but Ben loves Callum and I reckon If Callum gave him an ultimatum he’d pick Callum.

Sharon destroyed the mauve bag when it was brought to her with the arches invoices, it is before it got to Sharon. As it was stuffed in a corner, then put with in invoices.
May have been stacked there possibly not read but I doubt it.
But who would put it with Phil's invoices.
I think Ben knows he has been teasing Sharon asking questions about Mel.
Mel has DNA results in a laptop she got them emailed.

Everybody is forgetting about Karen and her big mouth! Poor Chantelle is going to have a hard time of gray now especially hearing it from her mom who he dislikes anyway

Keanu brought the bag to Sharon with the invoices from the arches. He didn't know it was his baby ATT.

This^^

Sharon got it back and destroyed it. It was on the kitchen table and somebody was in the kitchen. She kept farting her eyes to look at it while talking. I remember thinking how could she stay so calm. It can’t reappear.

Surely Phil might have a doubt but I think Keanu and Sharon will be caught having furtive conversations and somebody will get suspicious. Louise had suspicions before but she isn’t bright enough to link them. Karen won’t say it as she knows Phil would kill Keanu. My guess is somebody will use Mel’s laptop and somehow see her email to the DNA company.

They never explained why Sharon kept the baby. When Phil saw the details of the pregnancy tests (on the laptop) he said he would support her decision either way.

Chantelle realises now that Grey has to beat up somebody if not her? She has to know he will resume assaulting her? I was willing her not to go up the steps of the house. I really don’t like the storyline.

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