That Samba and all things Strictly 2019 #3

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Starting this one in anticipation.

Was Tess trying to squeeze her boobs together a la Marilyn Monroe there?

That was alright, but not worth all 8s

Another body illusion dress I see. She'll not need them in 3 weeks, when she's sweated off 20lbs and got toned to buggery.

Unless she's like Dr Ranj of course, who got fatter as the series progressed

That was not a 32

Poor old Dr Ranj, that was unfortunate

Unless she's like Dr Ranj of course, who got fatter as the series progressed

The damage is already done Fuzzy

It wasn't worth 8's I agree - it's Mrs Rod Stewart all over again

Overmarked for the sake of keeping Important People sweet

I like Michelle, but that dance was not worth 8

Unless she's like Dr Ranj of course, who got fatter as the series progressed
That would be me. I'd be that bloody hungry

I like David's hair so much better like that.

Mostly just walking and turning around 😂

What the hell is that yellow cowboy getup?

He has a lovely smile

With flowers on it too!

Love Ru.

@SchadenfreudePersonified how was your sermon?

Eh.That was an OK paso dadle.

I'd really like to see Nadiya with a contender next year.

Ugh. I hate when Bruno gets like this. He's unnecessarily unkind.

Born to paso my arse!

It's one of those dances you can disguise a rubbish male hoofer in.

And she tried.

Motsi is great isn't she ?

I don’t have faith in Nadiya as a teacher.

I really like David, he seems a sweetheart.

Mostly just walking and turning around 😂

That made me pine for Kristina Rihanoff! I miss Iveta too

Those scores are ridiculous.