Tennis Thread: US Open final weekend, and all your autumnal tennis chat this way!

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Welcome one and all!

Raahh I don't think Dick will care if Rafa or anyone else is sitting there. If he wants to mouth off, unfortunately he will

Surely the only contender for umpire is Mohamed it's all about me Lahyani, as he is the only one who understands Dick and helps him

Yes, private velcro is definitely the way to go for Stefanos.
Like Startrite shoes

It would be so funny to see Rafa coaching Roger at the change of ends

I visualise it like a boxing match, kazza- Roger being jabbered at in Spanish by Rafa, whilst sitting there with a towel around his shoulders.

With 'Eye of the Tiger' playing in the background.

And yes, Stef needs velcro startright shoes.

Rafa has his wrist strapped up and it's unsure whether he'll play or not. I want to watch Sascha but it means I have to watch Isner too.

Fizzy did you go to the film? I'm dying to see it!

I'm imagining Rafa coaching Roger using three different languages in the same sentence

I don't really want Rafa to play- even though i want to see him. I think he was still suffering after the US open at the beginning of the week.
Last thing he wants is to limp down the aisle!

And yes, over-excited Rafa speaking in several languages, broken English, a smattering Franglais, Spanish and a bit of possibly German, but no-one can really tell .

I can’t really imagine Rafa speaking German . It will be interesting to see him coaching Rog against Nick! Hope that he’s not injured

I did go and see the film Jane - I really enjoyed it. It’s just really like a longer version of Downton Abbey but on the big screen. I think you’ll like it if you’re already a Downton fan - Maggie Smith was fab but His Lordship wasn’t in it very much

I love Lady Violet but I can't wait to see Thomas on the big screen!

Australia's man with a moustache

Thomas looks good on the big screen Jane - you need to go and see it!

I had lots of plans for today but might just lay on the settee watching tennis

I've never heard maestro pronounced my-estro before. The announcer must have asked Mac how to say it.

Oh he's so gorgeous Fizzy I'm looking forward to seeing him.

6 foot 6 BINGO!

Just put the tennis on - I do not like the court!!! The players look as if they’ve been superimposed into a black and white film - it’s very weird.

Wonder what Mum and Dad will say to Sascha - do you think they’ve sorted his laundry out

Roger is just pegging it out

Dick should be told to sit down during play FFS

I thought you were talking about Tomas Enqvist, I was about to agree enthusiastically

Just been watching rugby, now it's time for some proper sport

It’s a battle between the rugby and tennis here Private but the menfolk have gone to watch footy now so I can watch tennis in peace.

Jane
I love Rafa’s enthusiasm

DS has football on in the other room and Harry Kane just scored an amazing goal from a lying position after he fell over!

Come on Sascha!

Go Team Europe!

Sacha's mind seems to be elsewhere.

Come on Zverev!!

Feck

Their idea of a treat is not the same as mine!

Aww look at Mam and Dad