Neighbours. Dee isn't a mermaid, she's real. Should she marry Toadie or shall we line up up fro a ring off Mark? Can Finnbea go down the well with all her CD's?

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New thread, no spoilers, it makes the spoiler thread feel obsolete.

Was that when she went after the kitten? Literally the only child Lucy plot I remember (probably because of the kitten).

I feel like they want Ned and Bea back together after Finn and Elly. Or maybe they are just giving Felly reasons to get together.

When Elly and Bea are in the same scene together I get so distracted by their teeth. They are so white and don't seem to fit their mouths properly. Shaun's were the same. I wonder if they glow in the dark.

DVO is a shocking actress. All her lines sound so wooden. Harlow isn't much better. Seriously hope they don't stick around.

@MiddleClassProblem - I think the photos of Finn in glasses were old ones of Elly's, from before he got together with Bea and came to Erinsborough, so I guess he must have used the glasses disguise back then too.

That’s what I mean. When he was bad Finn Kelly, no glasses. He would rush around to put his glasses on for Bea and dive into the wheelchair. Maybe he was going through that fake glasses fashion stage 😂

Like Clark Kent / Superman

Is it me or is there a sudden glut of 'I can't be arsed with this' storylines?

Terese tempted back to the bottle = cannot be arsed
Ned does moonlight fight club = cannot be arsed
Harlow's mother and the cult = clearly I cannot be arsed to so much as remember her name.
Finn/Bea/Elly (Belly?) potential love triangle = cannot be arsed
Ugh.

@brecon you forgot...

Paul tries to bribe everyone = I can't be assed

Lawsuit -can’t be arsed

I am completely with you in the can’t-be-arsedness, @BreconBeBuggered.

Dickhead (whose name I cant remember) trying to shag his father's fiancee. Can't be arsed.

Another of Roxy’s hairbrained schemes - can’t be arsed.

Sheila and Clive sneaking around/getting caught = can't be assed

Elly losing her job, blaming everyone but herself = can't be assed x1000

I am warming to Roxy, and I thought her scheme was OK - at least she's doing something, not moping around like the rest of the complex.

Rthing is who does she think should get sacked?
The manager who has a home to pay for.
The barman who has been there ages who has a family to support
The woman who has been there 5 minutes who has no responsibilities

I'm predicting she's not actually going to be sacked. Her weird surprise photo scheme will actually work & they'll start getting a younger crowd in hoping to have their photos taken. It'll be the thing that gets people talking about Lassiter's in a positive way again & everything will pick up. Roxy will be promoted to co-manager & then sole manager when Sheila's caught behind the bar with Clive again.

Paul and Leo with Therese.
Gary and Kyle with Amy.
Now Pierce and Hendix and Chloe.
Neighbours have a serious penchant for a parent child love triangle.
Andcthen there's all the sharing between brothers and sisters. Elly and Bea with Ned and Finn. Elly and Shaun.Elly, Chloe and Mark. All in the last year or so

Yes, it's all a bit weird.

Tyler had a thing with all the Willis sisters.
Obvs Paul bunked both the Alessi twins.
I bet there are loads.
I think they are weirdly keen on incest with Amy and Leo being the closest call. But they had Paige and Josh flirting when she first arrived.

I've caught up with Erinsborough High.

Is Mckenzie meant be be jn the main show these days? It would be good having her bf and Jeremiah in the main show a bit more unless they're basically gonna drop the high school stuff completely

Keisha has disappeared to Sidney. Don't they come home for the holidays.

Why didn't Dipi & Shane insist they went to the airport with her, never heard such nonsense

Mackenzie is supposed to become a main show regular next year.

I also thought it was odd how they agreed not to go. I agree with Dipi to an extent, I wouldn't be a happy bunny either with Shane.
I do think she's over reacting with Toadie though.. Yes he shouldn't have gone behind her back but her child wanted this and she wasn't listening.

I concur. OTT on Toadie but why they couldn’t go to the airport is really odd. And why you’d think her heavily pregnant ex teacher would be appropriate is even weirder...

I’d also like to add in some navy name suggestions for @SleepingStandingUp
Harold and Lou
Scott and Charlene
Flick and Stef

One for each gender pairing...

Why didn't Dipi & Shane insist they went to the airport with her, never heard such nonsense
I know, all this if we push to hard she'll never forgive us crapm. It's an airplane!! Tbf I'd have told her to get over herself about Sydney too.

MiddleClassProblem have to be Harold and Lou then!

her heavily pregnant ex teacher would be appropriate yup, I'm 33 so she's over that altho her bump is tiny!! Totally inappropriate. Toadie at least I'd say

Shane should have said, “It’s been hard enough for your mum and I to agree to you going, and to agree to you flying out and settling in on your own - refusing to let us take you to the airport is a step too far, and very hurtful to your mum! Accept the concessions we have made and stop demanding the moon on a stick.”