Neighbours. Dee isn't a mermaid, she's real. Should she marry Toadie or shall we line up up fro a ring off Mark? Can Finnbea go down the well with all her CD's?

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New thread, no spoilers, it makes the spoiler thread feel obsolete.

It was pale pink & it amused me that she went to the greasy spoon tram.

@Smidge001 yes the twins were in witness protection! (Of course) think you're right in that Paul had an affair with Caroline so they split up but then they got back together and moved to Brazil until he left her and came back to Aus.

Am totally loving Neighbours at the moment!

Therese's wedding dress! Why would she pick something so unflattering?

At least it wasn't a wrap dress.
Who the heck is this Scarlett one, then?

I'm so glad they got married
The elvis celebrant was neighbours 80s style . Ridiculous but totally made me laugh. Annoyed me he didn't say therese's name properly but she was obviously too loved up to notice!

Was glad to see Paul back in a suit though. He really doesn't suit those hawaiian shirts.

Glad Leo's gone. He didn't have any realistic storylines and I still struggle to think he is David's twin.

Are we really going to have another newcomer who's dodgy and manipulative?

Well the sound department appear to have purchased a new CD to go with their George Ezra one. Can’t say I care for it, but it makes a change.

I felt a bit sorry for Christina (not just because she’s had a facelift so extreme that you can see up her nostrils). Paul was an arse to her, and then Caroline makes her go to his wedding and sit next to him and Therese making kissy faces at each other and talk about their forthcoming shag fest.

I think I just fell in love with Piers. That man is HOT!

Glad Leo and his stoopy head hanging walk has left!

Can he not stand up straight?

I loved the wedding, it was pure Neighbours cheesiness that only Neighbours could get away with. I still think Terese and Paul are great together, the actors work really well with each other.

Also glad Leo has gone.

I can accept that Chloe has no idea how to make wine, but surely Pierce must know that you can’t tread the grapes and bottle the wine all within the space of an afternoon.

So happy that Leo has gone! It was so sudden and shit, though. It was just very random, and given that he was kind of a major character for the past few years, it was odd not to do something more exciting as an exit storyline.
Plus his acting was emotionless, really strange.
Pierce is a total steamboat.
YASSSS to the wedding happening. But noooo to the dress. The one she ripped up was stunning.

And I've got such a girl crush on Chloe

And in an argument, would you even shout "WHO CARES IF MACKENZIE USED TO BE A BOY?" It's just not a natural thing to shout in the heat of the moment.
Ok, I get that it was a plot point, but surely something less clumsy would have worked just as well

Piers was the first 'bachelor' on the TV show in Australia when I was living out there. He was gorgeous then too, and seemed really lovely. The girl he picked on the show was also really nice, and they got together properly and are now married. Been together years.

Makes me like him even more

(It's Pierce, not Piers)

(And Terese, not Therese)

Yashvi's crass loud comments, always overheard by the wrong people, are becoming a silly cliché.

I really dislike Yashvi, she messes everything up

Yes shes awful. She had finally started to mature, then the irony of her officially maturing seems to have set her back to being unbearable again.

She changed after Krisha lost her hearing and grew up loads but then they started to regress her again when she had to redo her exams.

Takes after her mother though doesn't she

Yashvi was supposed to be all grown up now having lots of sex with her older boyfriend I'm having to fast forward every scene she appears in now.

why do the writers seem to want us to despise the young female characters? Theyve always been arseholes.
Yashvi, Bea, Didge, Donna was awful until she left school, Kate, Lolly, Xanthe went through an unbearable stage, Mishti... The list goes on and on and on

So "Mackenzie used to be a boy" is super-offensive too?