WIMBLEDON Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?

[JaneJeffer]

I see T May is there. Fair enough. Not like she has anything better to do and she should enjoy the perks while she can.

2pm is totally acceptable, Jane.

Thanks Grouchy

Lovely start from Simona.

Yes start as you mean to go on!

Come on Simona!

Jane

Wow!

Team Halep here

The script!

watching bits of the preamble, made me realise just how many Americans the BBC have around the team at Wimbledon.

'This wasn't in the script' Says Sam Smith.

well no, you've all written Simona off.

Come on Simona!!

just sat down - and if Halep can keep this up , it could be good - she has rocked Serena on her heels

Team Halep too. And hoping for a great match.
Serena looks like she's just not all there yet.

Hello all. Delighted to see that Halep has made such a strong start. Yet I don’t know if I can be arsed to watch. DH has taken the kids out so that I can watch in peace but I am getting easily distracted. I’ve even cleared the coffee table.

I wonder if Megz is allowed to show support for her friend Serena or if she has to remain impartial.

Simona is playing so well! It's great to watch.

Proof that there is a script. We knew it anyway.

force yourself WellTidy !

With regard to the Script- well my script was hoping for a straight sets Halep win, so it's looking promising so far .

Come on! Great stuff. She looks so strong.

Wow Halep! I hope she can keep it up! Her play is amazing so far. DD1 wants a lift soon, dammit!

Simona has often beaten herself, so it's important she stays mentally strong, and doesn't let the obviously partisan crowd get to her.

Why is Patrick standing up like that?

Simona's returns are fantastic. I hope she can stay in the zone.

Jane he might be doing the 'not coaching' thing again

Standing up might mean something.

yes! go Simona