WIMBLEDON Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?

[JaneJeffer]

Come on Simona!!

Bloody hellSimona

Fabulous

Whoop!

Yay!

My three-year-old wants to know why they're screaming/grunting/shouting. I love the questions she asks.

Was that Kevin from Grimsby just then?

Hooray for the first set!

I am not stunned Sam

good play Simona !

I thought it was KFG Grouchy, and then I looked for Stacey.

Why can’t she keep this up John?

Blimey- did Tracy actually just credit Halep.

All Sam is interested in is, 'what should Serena do?'

Simona could win the next set by the same margin.

I could be buying Daim cake by 3.30pm

Are you going to have meatballs too Raahh?

God Sam is such a puke inducing sycophant

I hope you're right Raahh - I have stuff to do!

Sam is good at commentary except when it comes to Serena.

This gets on my nerves. Simona is a GS champ, finalist, has gone far in other slams and has had decent results on grass. So why is this unexpected?!

Are Megan and Kate together?

Now comes Tracy with the well rehearsed excuses, knee injury , no match practice blah blah .

Yes, Kate & Meghan are watching together.

Hold your nerve, Simona.

Come on Simona!

It's really disrepectful, Raahh. Simona's a former #1 and obviously an excellent player.

Good hold there.

I am, as usual, absolutely at the blatant favouritism of the commentary.

GO SIMONA

Simona is a GS champ, finalist, has gone far in other slams and has had decent results on grass. So why is this unexpected?!
Serena dominates Halep 9/1

Now comes Tracy with the well rehearsed excuses, knee injury , no match practice blah blah
No lies there

It's really disrepectful, Raahh. Simona's a former #1 and obviously an excellent player.

Simona is an excellent tennis player, but she is up against the most successful tennis player since tennis became professional