Tennis thread: Wimbledon chat this way!

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Happy Wimbledon Eve* everyone!

With thanks to magi*

Right ok I've found Stan

Oh no- Majestic- I hope everything is ok.

Enjoy it when you get there!

Ah found it just in time. Why does it have to be John Lloyd?

Hope all ok Majestic - and that you make it ok.

Glad you got sorted Majestic. Plenty of empty seats there yet.

Jane because the BBC hate us.

At least it's not AC.

He's not mentioned Dick yet. There's still time.

The end of his career??

I assume that's news to Stan.

Private drives me nuts - they never, ever dare mention retirement in relation to Federer- who is approaching 38- but everyone else? Well,they had Mahut 6ft under at Queen's.

Yawn "big three" chat. In some ways, it doesn't matter who wins the whole thing at the moment. What about the match in front of you, right now commentators? Why not appreciate and talk about that?! Arrggghhh!!

Good luck Majestic

The grass looks amazing - I don’t want to watch Heather either but she probably won’t be around for long

Just found Stan - his outfit is very white - not sure about the collar thing

Fizzy I'm not keen on the collar either.

Stan's serve has now gone awol, just as John claims it's a great part of him game.

2 double faults!

John just admitted he didn’t know what he was talking about!

Fizzy which we have known for a while

Nice to see the green seats.

I didn't get used to the wooden seats at RG- they just looked bland. But it gave the commentators plenty to talk about.

Some great shots in that rally.

Don't like that neckline either. He should just take it off.

Jane

yes- show us your Dadbod, Stan!

I'm here at last - in time to watch Stan serve for the 2nd set

Stan looks a bit smarter than usual I think. At least he can't wear some really daft shorts.

Those were museum-worthy winning shorts Majestic

Looks as if Stan’s got this.

I’ve got to go out in a bit so will probably miss wise old sage Tsitsipas - I read an interview with him over the weekend - he isn’t really like your typical twenty year old - he likes to be alone and is very philosophical.

Not really bothered about missing Djokovic - hope that Kohlschreiber can at least rattle him a bit.

So, in the end , an easy win for Stan.

Well done Stan the Man!