Tennis thread: Wimbledon chat this way!

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Happy Wimbledon Eve* everyone!

With thanks to magi*

Gah! Feck off with your stupid celebration.

I'm not even watching, but I think I know who you are talking about Jane

And Ernests is gone

I'm not too bothered. I don't like Kohlschrieber anyway.

no repeat of last year then. He hasn't had a good year so far, at all.

And I won't have to try to spell his name and get it wrong again for the rest of the tournament.

I know Private I fear he left it too late to take tennis seriously and missed out.

It's such a shame really Jane - I mean, I love Ernests' character and attitude, it's all part of the appeal... But if he'd just taken it a bit more seriously...

Ah well.

I have just got back from the school run. Stefanos needs to step it up a bit.

Grrr Djok.

about Gulbis.

Yes Jane I'm also not watching but know the celebration of which you speak

As to buying Rafa's boat, could we possibly have a whip round because I'm sure my pockets aren't that deep

Oh hell. Come ON Stefanos!

And as expected Osaka is struggling.

Sascha is also struggling

This was a bad draw for Sascha - I saw Vesely in qualifying and he was absolutely blasting serves and looking really strong.

If Sascha and Stefanos lose today... well it'll put a bit of a dampener on things.

private won't it just- and both in Djok's half.

Come on, Tits!

I was so happy when Djok served a double fault to start the match.................

magi sadly, the rest of the match did not go the same way .

Stefanos is not a happy bunny. He can't lose. He's my Rafa back-up.

He can't!!

I wonder what Majestic looks like - we've probably seen her in the crowd without realising

Stefanos has as bad a draw as Rafa, really- is he gets past Fabbiano he plays Karlovic
and then potentially-
Edmund
Medvedev
Djokovic
Anderson
Federer

He doesn't seem to be doing well against big servers/hitters , so the next match against Ivo could be a nightmare.

But at this point, I'm not convinced he's going to win this match.

We might have.

'She' might be the bloke dressed as Borg.

Stefanos just has to tough this one out (hopefully). Come on!

Come on Stef!!

Getting rattled doesn't seem to do him any favours.

Raahh looking good Majestic

He's doing better in this tie break.

If he levels the match, it might make him feel better.
Of course, if he doesn't , he's lost . states obvious in AC fashion

EEK!

Well done!