Tennis thread: Wimbledon chat this way!

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Happy Wimbledon Eve* everyone!

With thanks to magi*

Oh no again

Shit shit shit

Ah feck it

NOOOOOO!!!

Stan

I'm pissed off now.

So Djok's draw gets better....

Right. Vamos Fernando!

Oh Stan.
I have great fears Rafa will go out next and Djok the Cock and Federer will saunter on to the final.

Super fun, awesome. SHUT IT!

Yep, it's gone too far Jane - one or two upsets, ok - but this is too much!

if Rafa does go out (please no) I don’t think I’ll bother watching any more. Nearly all my favourite players are out already.

Boris doing the Who's Who in AC's absence

I think I'll go and watch some Classic Emmerdale to calm myself down

Fizzy I know, it's been decimated hasn't it?

Enjoy Jane

Oh, I don't know.

One more upset today wouldn't go amiss.

What time is Cock playing

Yea definitely kazza - I meant upsets of people I like

Yes Kazza that’s one upset that I would be happy about - can’t see it happening though

"It's not often Verdasco comes to the net"

Disagree!!

I am stuck in sports day hell.

I've just seen the Stan result.
I don't want a fed/Djok final.

I am not about to volunteer for the parents race.

I see Heather Watson lost.

Don't think I can bear listening to the double whammy of an Inverdale /Becker commentary, plus Kyle Edmund on court

Although Boris can be entertaining at times but you have to listen to a whole load of shite waiting for those nuggets

You do surprise me Raahh

No, it was dreadful kazza - they were waffling on about cricket. I had to turn off.

Oh dear, did Stan lose? (Didn't watch it). Watched Goffin decimate Chardy. I love Goffin.

Am pissed of that can't get Lopez match as red button is showing two X doubles asthere are Brits in both matches.

Am pissed off with the 'plucky Brit' thing & hope they all lose. I watch tennis on a non nationalistic basis unless its Davis/Fed cup.

Thought I'd put the red button on to see if Feli is on.

He is

AC is commentating

I think I'll go do some ironing before school pick up.