Tennis thread: Wimbledon chat this way!

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Happy Wimbledon Eve* everyone!

With thanks to magi*

We would be great commentators. I'm not great on wild life, but anyone turns up with a dog, I can talk about that.

I like beards.

Agreed - We would all make awesome commentators.
I don't want Serena!

Private good point about the Stella kit- it does seem to have been a bit of a jinx.
Muguruza was wearing it. And Thiem.

I wish they wouldn't keep changing matches. Even the red button isn't safe anymore.

There are still a lot of good matches on - Cilic is just about to start, Foggy and Tiafoe and Isner against Rudd. The matches seem to have finished early yesterday - even before Today at Wimbledon started!

Ooh the curse of Stella McCartney, interesting.

Putting Rafa on the red button is as bad as putting Baby in the corner

Reboot

reboot
We should be in charge of scheduling too

We’d be awesome

Our voice of doom would say "Sorry we can't show the Kygrios match but we will be repeating Rafa's match instead".

Jane oh yes.

Gasquet-Pouille is about to start as well. Don't know what to watch!

Jane love it

Isner has started his match against my new mate Casper.

It's not started so well.

What's happened to Shrieky? Just seen on twitter that she's retired hurt.

Odd about Shrieky- she seemed to be doing ok, but Parmentier took the second set on a tie break.

Last I saw the 3rd set was just a whitewash. Must have hurt herself during it.

So much for 'we are taking this match off because we have to watch Serena win'.

She still hasn't done yet.

Well, now she has.

Will they put the Rafa match back on BBC2 now?

Ah Diego beat Ebden. He's turning into a right grass court specialist!

And Shaggy lost!

Shaggy is also out (where is magi?)

Not grinning because Shaggy lost btw- I like him.

Was he in Stella Mc?

I think he's a Nike man, actually.