Love island 13 - unlucky for some! It's Casa Amor!

[arseholewednesday]

I wonder who'll be unlucky in 'love'?

Who did Danny sleep
With last night?

'She's a dill' Right on!

I can't work Lucie out. She's the only one I haven't yet formed an opinion on, and she's an original!

Jourdan is telling as many people as possible so that it gets back to Amy.

Ugh Michael don’t be so shit. I like him but I don’t think it’s on to be slagging amber off to a new girl.

Those specs and that accent don't compute for me.

Michael

Michael is wearing his sex offender glasses again...

Slagging off Amber to the new girl your seeing ... weird

Grrr, I missed what Michael was saying.

I've just now realised - have Amber and Michael got the same accent? Scouser? Is it Liverpool or Birmingham?

Amy really doesn't think Curtis's head will be turned...

Amy is looking so anxious. I really don't think this is good for her.

Is amber not a Geordie? And Michael is from Liverpool?

Amber is from Newcastle and Michael is from Liverpool.

Young Stevie looks a bit like Dan Osbourne

Amber is Newcastle
Michael is Liverpool

Amber is from the North East I think and Michael is from Liverpool. Don’t know if they’ve ever even been to Birmingham

I get anxiety watching Amy

(Or thereabouts)

Not getting how all the girls seem tonfancy Curtis

Cassort Michael is from Liverpool. Amber from Newcastle.

Awww Jordan

Jordan 😫

Michael is big time trying to justify his forthcoming pieing of Amber.