Love island 13 - unlucky for some! It's Casa Amor!

[arseholewednesday]

I wonder who'll be unlucky in 'love'?

Ok - I don't know me arse from me elbow, let alone English accents. They just have a sing songy tune to them.

I wish Curtis would just do something or STFU

PS where is everyone? It seems like there are not many people posting

Curtis is like a broken record....

Wouldn’t it be more fun to get them to recouple then keep them all in the same house until the next day before sending the singles home? Imagine the CARNAGE

How did Molly-Mae and Amy get a bed to themselves indoors?? If they had that why sleep outside the first night? Where was amber? So many questions

Amber is worried because she KNOWS she’s treated Michael like shit.

I reckon the girls think they've a chance of winning if they couple with Curtis. Although at times, he inexplicably gives me fanny flutters

Danny recovered quickly from Arabella 🙄

Michael is a fuck-boy! His mask has slipped.

Curtis is playing a dangerous game, because it looks like Jourdan is going for Danny. That'll leave Curtis still with Amy and everyone knowing he doesn't want to be.

Poor Jordan. But, Ovie is literally Anna's perfect guy. They didn't send Jordan's perfect girl in.

I feel bad for Amber but at the same time I don't think her and Michael are that compatible.

Why is Curtis still banging on about his head turning when none of the girls have shown any interest!!!

And why are Curtis and Tommy in the same bed when there is another one (Michael used it last night)!

Well you wouldn't trust Danny as far as you could throw him. Arabella who?!

Mm I’m not sure if Michael is a fuckboy or not. He’s the new josh, that’s for sure. He’s not been happy happy with amber for a bit tho has he?

Danny's jaw/chin is just too big. Like Johnny Bravo. Can't be looking at him.

The girl that liked Anton and Curtis. Where's she gone? Has she gone off Curtis?

Maybe Curtis is realising Amy is not for him. Or maybe he’s just taking rubbish for airtime. Who knows 🤷🏻‍♀️

Even their pillow talk is about Amber! Why can't he just crack on without bringing Amber up at every opportunity? I'd personally find it off putting if I was Joanna but I've never been in a situation where I had to compete for a man in this way I guess.

FFS ye must be ahead of me - I'm still on ads!

Good point about Curtis @ILoveYou3000 , he could find himself in a really awkward spot in a minute

I think Amber's been pretty immature but I feel very sorry for her. Think Michael's being a shit

Alloftit he is indeed the new Josh. But again, Josh and Georgia weren't totally compatible either. And the newer girl who's name I can't remember was definitely a better match.

Curtis is pale and a bit tubby for a dancer. I don’t know why he thought he’d have a chance with Jourdan!
He and Amy are suited looks wise.

The girl who liked anton and Curtis, Maria I think? She's there but doing nothing it seems..

Michael needs to stop justifying the fact he's binning amber..

Hope Micheal picks Joanna. Don’t like Amber.

So when Amber said you look like you would ruin a girls life...

Even if some people dislike Amber, him slagging her off to the new girl does him no favours, hate that shit.