Tennis Thread: the grass court season is here! Who will rule Birmingham? Be the King of Queen's? All your Wimbledon build-up chat this way!...

[PrivateIsles]

Best few weeks of the year starts here!

Or would there be an angry of Gregg Wallace fans??!
God knows what I was trying to say there - am blaming auto correct

DH has put on that programme! Sewage. Lovely viewing

Hold on, why is Dan Evans playing doubles, when he was slagging doubles players off in January, for basically not trying hard enough as singles players.

Which he would know all about that

So we are celebrating people who didn't make it at singles and people who didn't have the attitude to work hard enough to make it in the singles game?

I've never been an Evans fan.

Now that is a fair point Raahh

Loo roll? Sewage?

Nice Friday evening viewing.

Private there are no Gregg Wallace fans. He's a failed greengrocer and complete tosser

Raahh I didn't know you weren't a Dan Evans fan

All the hand slapping and whispering into wrist bands, has reminded me why I get irritated these days by doubles.

Not as annoying as the Bryans and the stupid chest bump though.

I did like Mahut and PHH, though, as a doubles pair.

kazza I prefer not to mention it more than 20 times a thread

They are questioning PHH not partnering Mahut, when he decided to go back to doubles.I wondered that. Seems odd. He goes down in my estimation if he's done it for the perceived glory of just being Murray's partner. (And he will always play on Centre court, of course).

I got confused - I didn’t realise there were two Skupskis .

Yes why is Dan Evans playing doubles when he slagged doubles players off - apparently Jamie Murray wasn’t too happy about his comments. And his outfit just looks weird.

Gregg Wallace. sewage and toilet roll - who could resist that combination?

Yay! Just realised it's on the red button (sorry, bit behind )

kazza I like your (very accurate) description of Gregg Wallace . He’s very annoying (and shouty)

And a complete twat who's fallen on his feet fizzy

I've never actually seen a Skupski before

Don't you just love an artistic shot of a half-eaten banana

Ahh, the lesser Spotted Skupski.

Actually, it sounds like a type of fish.

and now we’ve seen two in a row - bit like buses

I feel a little sorry for Skupski the Elder, dumped for Jamie.

Arty bananas - it's not the French Open you know, camera-person!

What was that accent??!

Going back to our earlier conversation, the umpire looks young enough to be my.....no, don't even go there

Roger trying to muscle in on Stan's bear obsession

Oi, Fed, get your own thing.

Busta Gut pushed him a bit today, at least the match went to 3 sets.

Stuffed Cows.

That should be Fed's thing.

Raahh

Jane methinks he's trying too hard

I. A M. N O T. E M U L A T I N G . STAN.

In any way whatsoever.

My features are not porcine, I have breasts rather than moobs & I do not like .

Got it?

OK?

Or I'll be round your place to sort this one!

.

Can't wait for Felix v Feliciano!