EASTENDERS 34 - spoilers are not welcome here !!!!!

[Blondeshavemorefun]

What an exciting episode last night was

What will happen with LOUISE and keanu

Will Phil and Ben find them?

What will happen to Danny

And the other stories. Been a bit quiet

Still no sign of Alfie

The tiff and Evie story as finished

The rape of Roxy has been to court

Ian is still absent as is maz while the sisters play at the restaurant

Will the hair salon be a success

Kim is so jealous

Will stacey go off with jean while preg - and will big brother sexy sean appear

And BOBBIE new head must be arriving soon .........

Anything else I’ve missed storywisr?

We love ' milkshake buying' kidnappers. Only on the EE thread could this be the case!

Come on guys..Sean of the Dead (SoD) is a bonkers psycho. Have you all taken leave of your senses? Might as well have a crush on Fred West.

In real life Amy would have said ' but my mummy is dead' or something like that. She's old enough to know this surely? She was told at the time. Or have they kept it from her?

Dogs, his 'misunderstood' ! Had ' issues' Lol
We wouldn't be so forgiving if he wasn't good looking of course..,

Loved way he didn’t tell Stacey or police what happened straight away. Who does that?!

Thanks for age explanation we at least try and make sense of it - if writers don’t. Do hope they make them big go to college and do something with their lives.

His dimples though

We're all ' lovestruck' ! What's going on?
Ken has been dumped! We're so fickle.

He needs a good wash to me!!

Akire, as Kim would say ' details , details' lol

Maybe Amy’s forgotten who her mum is. To be fair, Sam Mitchell’s son Ricky landed in the family from nowhere and turned out to be her half brother. Then Ronnie’s son Matthew was there too til he disappeared to Ireland. And of course Ronnie swapped another of Amy’s half brothers for Kat’s son, Tommy, until she had to give him back. No wonder the poor kid’s confused

I read this is the Telegraph, so must be true:
Women really are drawn to men with the dark, brooding looks that suggest they are mad, bad or dangerous to know, according to new scientific research.
From the moody Heathcliff in Wuthering Heights to evil soap psychopath Richard Hillman in Coronation Street, women are attracted to their facial features, psychologists said.
But it is not the love of danger that attracts them but a primitive desire to find a mate who appears mentally strong, confident and physically attractive in order to have healthier children.
Such men have facial features that display the 'Dark Triad' of personality traits - Machiavellianism, narcissism and psychopathy - said research for the journal Evolution and Human Behaviour.

Hmm, yes, Amy's had a confusing life! Bless her.
Plus , I'm forgetting she was only six when Roxy died so maybe she had forgotten or not aware of what dead really means? Thinks mums just gone away.
Anyway, she's a natural actress.

Dogs, that'll be it then! Even though we know his no good for us , we're still attracted to him. Max has the same reaction too.

Not forgetting Amy’s half sister, the never seen Penny who ended up in a wheelchair after being paralysed in a revenge attack due to jack being a bent copper.

In the circumstances, your dead mum sending a stranger to do the school run doesn’t seem quite so far fetched

Ahh yes, Penny! They all go over to see her in France ( when they are doing panto etc)

We have seen her now and again I recall , but she isn't a big character.
Did she go to Jack's wedding when Ronnie showed up ( soon after being in a coma) and made him not get married to someone else?
She was there then.
I always felt sorry for Penny.

Sean is only a physcho due to roxy lying to him Over AMY

Tho he did kill his dad unintentionally tho Stacey doesn’t know that

How did Sean's dad die ? What happened there?

How come jack has RICKY. Did SAM say she couldn’t cope

Phil has nothing to do with RICKY and tech he’s a MITCHELL and uncle

The kids are never seen that much so I doubt any of the adults worry too much about ' fammillyy' really! Phil is too busy ' sorting out Ben' to worry about little Ricky!
The ' family trees' in EE are quite complex.

Ricky is Jack's son, Sam wanted him to be Ricky Butcher's but he wasn't. She wasn't able to cope with him (tried to give him away several times)

Ricky spends most of his time in the child cupboard, but apparently that’s better parenting than Sam Mitchell throwing a handful of junk food at him on the hour.

I feel slightly sorry for penny until I remember that being shot and paralysed by a drugs baron who’s after your dad but then getting to live in France is perhaps a better deal than taking your chances on the Square.

Sean always looks as though he and shower gel are strangers. I might revise my opinion of his looks if only he looked clean!

Hmm, Live in France , or the possibility of an early death by drowning or falling off something?
France wins hands down! 😀

Sean was always a psycho, didn’t he help Tanya bury Max in the woods? (And not mention that it was a bad idea!)

Tanya did have a thing with Sean so he might have helped her bury Max! I can't remember , but sounds feasible.
Probs in the same forest Ray was killed in.
Dangerous places.